The Dugout
By B - 2-9-07
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AJ_Pierscreenname: and this Sunday...

DONWESTTTTT: AAAH MY GOD MIKE DID YOU HEAR THAT HE SAID THIS SUNDAY, UNBELIEVABLEEEEE

TenayLoafers: That's right, Don, and we all know that Sunday is a day at the end of the week!

AJ_Pierscreenname: this Sunday at TNA's AGAINST ALL ODDS, which is also the name of a Phil Collins song...

TenayLoafers: Phil Collins! What he's talking about here is the singer Phil Collins!

DONWESTTTTT: HELLO I MUST BE GOING, MIKE TENAY

AJ_Pierscreenname: ...my bloodfeud with David Eckstein comes to an end as Team Pierzynski battles Team Eckstein in FIVE STAR TAG TEAM WARRR

DrEckEckstein: we really don't have to handle things this way I mean for Gods sakes I am David Eckstein

AJ_Pierscreenname: YOU! are 5 foot seven! YOU! are 160 pounds!

ImpactZone: let's go A-J
let's go Day-vid
let's go A-J
let's go Day-vid

DrEckEckstein: where are we supposed to go

AJ_Pierscreenname: DO YOU WANT SOME MORE OF THIS, DO YOU REALLY WANT SOME MORE OF THIS, DO YOU WANT SOME MORE OF THIS THING THAT I AM

DrEckEckstein: please don't hit me with a steel chair

**Online Host**
RikerTorborgUp has hit DrEckEckstein in the back with a steel chair.

DrEckEckstein: oh i specifically askeddddd /collapses

RikerTorborgUp: Les Nessman, this Sunday night we will beat you up for no clear reason inside of the ridiculously polygonal squared-circle!

AJ_Pierscreenname: that ain't Les Nessman dude that's Dave Eckstein, my hate-rival

RikerTorborgUp: oh okay that makes sense, I was tryin to figure out how the chair got through his imaginary office walls anyway, becauARGHHH

**Online Host**
Beardo has hit RikerTorborgUp in the back with a steel chair, because hitting people in the back with a steel chair is apparently all famous people think wrestlers do

AJ_Pierscreenname: What! No! A baseball player from a different team!

Beardo: /stands confidently in woman's blouse

TenayLoafers: My GOD! That's JOHNNY DAMON! He plays baseball for a different team!

DONWESTTTTT: HE DOESN'T PLAY FOR THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX AT ALL MIKE
Beardo: /begins to speak, but important facts necessary for storyline progression are glossed over in favor of showing something else that will keep your attention for twelve seconds
**Online Host**
Meanwhile, in the At Home on Thursday Night Chatroom...

omar_goodness: /stares

I don't understand this. What's going on? Why are they

oh forget it

/changes channel

  **Online Host**
Welcome to the NBC Comedy Chatroom!
BraffKnuckles: hey look everybody here is a funny joke
BraffKnuckles: /falls down
omar_goodness: lol