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MannyTheTorpedoes: hello class today we have berry special guess his name is andrew dice clay he is a famous
he have comed to class instead of papouli because papouli dite in his sleep |
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OrtizItThisOne: I'm the Papouli he's talking about. |
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DiceK: ah, Nippon ni deddo no seishou wa giri o shimasu /bows |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: paple thing he is all ching chong ching chong danny devito ching chong because he is from chiner but manny nice paple come from chiner, exspecially fine chiner |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: stereo types is bad |
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OrtizItThisOne: You said it, pal. |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: i no manny was in cirgut city an a mang come up to him an say, you shoult buy this stereo it is hi fi performance an i say NOOOO ain smack his han away |
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DiceK: /folds $100,000 bill into crane |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: i speak fore languages so tramslating for fort fairlane will no be a problem |
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OrtizItThisOne: Wait, which four? |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: english spanish an 2 loloish languages |
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OrtizItThisOne: Loloish languages? Like, Burmese? Really? |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: hani being hani |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: ne wayz in a attemp to break types of stereos dice k is gonna use some chinease wisdoms from a web sight to explane his giro ball
andrew |
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DiceK: /reading from sheet of continuous-feed paper printed by Manny Ramirez several minutes ago
/holds up baseball to show Gyroball grip
"Confucious say... man with four balls cannot walk." |
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OldLOL: hey this sounds like a team i can get behind |
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DiceK: /motions throw with wrist
/looks down at paper
"Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew." |
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OldLOL: what about a man whose butt is always wet for some reason |
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DiceK: /smiles
/shows Gyroball grip |
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OldLOL: weeeeeelp, this has been quite a presentation, yep it sure has. it has been like 60 years since i was in kindergarten an i certainly appreciated the juice boxes and nap time |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: did rogger get to play with the flimstone phone
"yabber dabber do" |
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OldLOL: well yeah dude and it was fuckin fun but pitching again will take away from my valuable wine consumption and judge show watching times |
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OldLOL: yes i think i will just take it easy for the next six months and see who is winning the most in like, july |
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OrtizItThisOne: What? Oh come on, that can't be your big joke. You did the exact same thing last year! |
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OldLOL: what sorry my hearing fails me |
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OrtizItThisOne: Yes, I get it, you're old. You barely like baseball. But Manny's efforts, and to a lesser extent Daisuke's speech, were about breaking stereotypes. |
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OrtizItThisOne: Have enough respect for the ball clubs trying to sign you to make a decision NOW about whether or not you want to play, instead of waiting until summertime when ESPN has nothing better to constantly talk about except for you and your future and perpetuating the stereotype that you are a self-centered, greedy old man who is obsessed with how much we care about how you can't let go? |
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OldLOL: /contemplates silently
/looks at Manny |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: /smiles
/holds up "Flimstone Phone" |
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OldLOL: /looks at Matsuzaka |
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DiceK: /smiles
/nods |
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OldLOL: lol flied lice flied lice get it |
