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Welcome to the NFL Playoffs Chatroom: San Diego Chargers vs. New England Patriots!

QuentinJammerLammy: all right errbody we got this game inside of the bag

olivea_newton_john: new england patriots dynasty

more like the new england patriots dallas am i right

QuentinJammerLammy: that doesn't make any sense the patriots play in the state of new england not the city of dallas

olivea_newton_john: apparently i am the only san diego charger rich enough to get tv land

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There is a disturbance in the club level of Qualcomm Stadium.

JapaneseRabbi: buh-whoa! "Joo" guys should check out what's happening on the club level! Dudes is fighting!

olivea_newton_john: holy shit, is that marcus giles

QuentinJammerLammy: the guy from buffy the vampire slayer

olivea_newton_john: no brah, marcus giles, he's the new second baseman for the padres

JapaneseRabbi: whoa he is killing that guy with his native american martial arts

oh snap tomahawk chop, that's it

QuentinJammerLammy: hahah now qualcomm security is swarming them and that guy is bolting

watching this is so much more fun than properly playing the final moments of this important game

olivea_newton_john: they've got the cuffs on him!

JapaneseRabbi: that's fucked up, I mean, we kill and video tape the rape of folks occasionally but I never expected such activity from a baseball gent

is one of those cops a lady cop?

olivea_newton_john: i think so

QuentinJammerLammy: and now some black guy is choking the hell out of a lady cop!

brady_got_back: Hey guys, whatcha lookin' at?

JapaneseRabbi: Baseball's original bad boy, Marcus Giles, came out of nowhere and started wailing on this guy

olivea_newton_john: now he's being escorted out of our corporate sponsor's stadium

brady_got_back: oh, kewlies

Hey, could you guys just stand here watching that for another three and a half minutes?

brady_got_back: k thnx

olivea_newton_john: holy shit junior seau is still playing

i'm sorry i don't really watch a lot of football