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Bochy_Ball: Mark. How COULD you. How could you give those drugs to Barry Bonds! He is our star player! Homered runs, Mark. |
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MarksWeenie: /puts hand over mouth
/turns away
/walks a few steps
/turns back incredulously
That's not what happened, coach! |
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Bochy_Ball: Then what happened? |
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MarksWeenie: It was several months ago, during the regular season, when Barry was primed to make a comeback... |
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**Online Host**
Several months ago, during the regular season (when Barry was primed to make a comeback)...
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MarksWeenie: /discovers pill bottle
Pills?!? You mean you really ARE taking drugs?? |
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LicenseToPills: i need them |
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MarksWeenie: Barry! Give me those! |
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**Online Host**
LicenseToPills and MarksWeenie are fighting each other frantically for the pills
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LicenseToPills: I NEED THEM MARK I HAVE TO SING |
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MarksWeenie: Barry, you can't sing tonight! |
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LicenseToPills: yes i can
i'm soooo excited
i'm soooo excited |
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LicenseToPills: i'm so
scared |
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**Online Host**
LicenseToPills and MarksWeenie are sharing a loving embrace of friendship. |
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MarksWeenie: And that's what happened, honest! |
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LicenseToPills: that is not what happened at all wonderbread why dare you say that about barry bonds, as though you know barry bonds personally |
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LicenseToPills: dont lie crack you the one who gave me the pills
the mystery capsules this man gave me allowed barry bonds to go out and play the game, hopping on one foot |
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LicenseToPills: i and barry's family were embarrassed to be seen in such a condition, but were relieved when giants fans took to hopping on one foot as well, starting the new national dance craze "the barry bonds" |
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Bochy_Ball: I've never heard of that dance craze! |
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LicenseToPills: nigga casey kasem was there an everything, shit
you a old man that's why you never heard of it |
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LicenseToPills: you be born when moses be born |
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Bochy_Ball: I'm not sure who to believe. I'm going to have to consult a third party, if you'll excuse me. |
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**Online Host**
Several hours later...
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ProWrestlingNOAH: ...and at first i didnt like her because she was in a wheel chair, but when she scored the winning shot in our wheelchair basketball for charity game, i knew she was something special |
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Bochy_Ball: what is wrong with all of you |
