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Haegermeister: so what kind of music do you listen to |
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WordUpThome: LATELY I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET ENOUGH OF THE HIT SINGLE "BURGERLICIOUS," IT HAS TURNED MY DISKED MAN INTO A SAUCER FULL OF DUST |
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Haegermeister: Burgerlicious? |
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WordUpThome: CORRECT, BURGERLICIOUS TELLS THE STORY OF BLACK EYE PEA FERGIE AND THE HARDSHIP OF CELEBRITY |
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WordUpThome: A LINE OF MEN ATTEMPT TO EAT HER AND SHE MUST IMPROVE HER FITNESS TO FEND THEM OFF USING THROWN ROCKS
APPARENTLY FERGIES FLESH TASTES OF BEEF |
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WordUpThome: AT LEAST I THINK THAT IS WHAT THE SONG IS ABOUT, SOME OF THE WORDS ARE MISSING |
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Haegermeister: Oh, hahaha.
Have you heard "Wind It Up" by Gwen Stefani? She sampled a song about goats. |
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WordUpThome: GWEN STEPHANIE IS CONFUSING AND MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE |
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WordUpThome: HOW EVER JIM JAM ALSO ENJOYS THE ROCK AND ROLL NUMBER ABOUT THE MILLION MAN MARCH |
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Haegermeister: huh? |
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WordUpThome: WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE |
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WordUpThome: Hello guys! This is Jim Thome! |
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Haegermeister: the hell |
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WordUpThome: COACH SAYS IT IS A SONG ABOUT MARCHING BANDS WHO BATTLE THE FORCES OF EVIL BUT I |
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WordUpThome: DOUBLE TAKE |
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Haegermeister: You're supposed to put a / in front of something if you want it to be an action... uh, unless you were saying "double take" there |
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WordUpThome: DOUBLE TAKE AGAIN
HOW CAN YOU BE THE JIM IF I AM JI |
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WordUpThome: Jim Thome? |
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WordUpThome: !!!! YOU HAVE READ MY MIND PERHAPS YOU ARE A NEGROMANCER |
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Haegermeister: necromancer |
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WordUpThome: /A NECROMANCER |
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WordUpThome: No, good sir, I am Jim Thome! But I can't remember my ATM pin number! Oh, but I need some of the money! |
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WordUpThome: WHY THAT IS THE BIG EASY: 0001
SO IN CASE I FORGET I CAN START FROM THE BEGINNING AND FIND IT QUICKLY. BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT BEING ALSO ME |
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GrandmaMoises: What? I'm not you, I'm Moises Alou! heh heh |
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GrandmaMoises: excuse me in which chatroom might a brother find moises alou |
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Haegermeister: He went over to the Mets, so try the New York Mets Chatroom. |
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WordUpThome: BUT BE CAREFUL DAVID WRIGHT AND JOSE REYES USE THAT CHATROOM FOR KISSING |
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GrandmaMoises: yoink! |
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WordUpThome: CHARLIE HAVE YOU SEEN MY SACKS WITH DOLLAR SIGNS ON THEM THEY WERE SITTING RIGHT HERE BUT ARE NOW GONE |
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Haegermeister: hey wait a minute |
