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AllsWellThatEndsWells: aw damn, need a job |
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KIRK_GIBSON: WATCH YOUR BEST PAL PULL SOME OF THE STRINGS AND GET YOU A JOB AT DEM BUMS |
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AllsWellThatEndsWells: fuckin' a, a job with dem bums
how could you get me a job with those bums |
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KIRK_GIBSON: BIG WIG DOWN AT THE BASEBALL FACTORY |
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KIRK_GIBSON: GOTTA DO ONE THING FIRST
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AllsWellThatEndsWells: i'll do anything to get a job working for those specific bums, you name it sports fan |
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KIRK_GIBSON: WORK OUT YOUR BODY BRIEFLY |
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AllsWellThatEndsWells: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt |
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KIRK_GIBSON: JUST JOKES SHITBIRD YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BALL GAME AND PREVENT BRANDON WEBB FROM BREAKING OREL'S SCORELESS INNINGS STREAK |
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AllsWellThatEndsWells: is orel that john denver lookin jackoff who was wankin it in the dugout |
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MoralOrel: That was John Olerud! |
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KIRK_GIBSON: THAT WAS JOHN OLERUD DUDE |
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AllsWellThatEndsWells: go to the ball game, kill john olerud, got it |
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KIRK_GIBSON: NO YOU AREN'T LISTENING
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AllsWellThatEndsWells: go to the ball game, shoot john olerud with a bow and arrow, |
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**Online Host**
Later, at the ball game, after a lengthy explanation:
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BrandonWebbNude: /shakes off sign |
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AllsWellThatEndsWells: /stands up on Diamondbacks dugout, takes off shirt |
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BrandonWebbNude: uh /throws pitch |
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WhereTheRedFernGross: /grounds 3-1 pitch into center for single |
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BrandonWebbNude: dammit |
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StudentCounsell: /enters batters box
/swings baseball bat above head like goddamn helicopter
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AllsWellThatEndsWells: /wanders behind home plate umpire
/loosely massages own crotch |
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BrandonWebbNude: /covers eyes with hand
/throws pitch with other, free hand |
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StudentCounsell: /hits grounder
/flies to first base using go-go gadget powers
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WhereTheRedFernGross: /advances to third |
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BrandonWebbNude: COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE GET DAVID WELLS OFF THE FIELD
HIS MIDSECTION MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO LOOK AT THE BASEBALL |
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AllsWellThatEndsWells: swing batter batter batter
mmmm, batter
/begins to lick around in mid-air like old housecat having its butt scratched |
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BrandonWebbNude: /pulls hat down over face |
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TheFreshPrince : /hoists enormous bat |
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AllsWellThatEndsWells: /scratches belly, belches
/gets expunged krill caught in bristles of van dyke |
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BrandonWebbNude: oh jesus, JESUS /throws pitch
/chokes back spew |
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TheFreshPrince : /ropes line drive into left field |
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**Online Host**
WhereTheRedFernGross has scored. |
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KIRK_GIBSON: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL T-C-B BIG BOSS, WELCOME TO DEM BUMS |
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AllsWellThatEndsWells: *becomes Dodger*
WOOOO |
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KIRK_GIBSON: NOW YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH AT WRECKING BASEBALL TO BE A LOS ANGELES DODGER |
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MoralOrel: Us bums! |
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KIRK_GIBSON: WE BUMS |
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BrandonWebbNude: Don't you all play for different teams now?? What the hell?? |
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AllsWellThatEndsWells: A COLLECTIVE OF BUMS |
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AllsWellThatEndsWells: no punchline |
