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OldLOL: Son, now that you're here in New York to spend "vacation" with me, what would you like to do first? |
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YoungLOL: i wawn go to f-a-o shorts, by some toys |
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OldLOL: Aw, I'd like to do that, son, but I put my wallet in my back pocket, and, well, my ass is just so big that I don't think I'll be able to reach back there and pull it out. |
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YoungLOL: daw shuck |
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OldLOL: How about a game of baseball! I could sure go for one of those right about now! |
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YoungLOL: paw-paw why you get aspended
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OldLOL: hold your bat up so i can throw this at you
to you |
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YoungLOL: steven a smith sed it was for rayce reasons but he mite a been tawkin bout somebuddy else
he was awl like, racceeeee |
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OldLOL: he was talking about the nas-cars
take off your batting helmet for a second |
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YoungLOL: oakay dayad |
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**Online Host**
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has entered the chatroom.
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: sup lone wolf an chub, either a you froglodytes seen proctor around, i got a great joke out a the biggest joke book in the world ripe for sharen |
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OldLOL: how does it go |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: how the fuck am i spost to know
who the fuck are you |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what the fuck is a
oh you meant the joke
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
SPACE ALIEN (to girlfriend): "Do you want to try that new restaurant on the moon?"
"I hear the food is good, but there's no atmosphere." |
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YoungLOL: laffin muh fr*cken butt off |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: caint say i fully understand it but the idear of a alien haven a girlfriend is dope an atmosphere was a event on american gladiators |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: now tell me where protcor is before i break bad on the hill billied george michael here |
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OldLOL: Proctor's not here anymore. He was traded. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: ex squoze you |
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OldLOL: Proctor is a Dodger now. Traded him to LA for Wilson Betemit. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what
you're shitting on me
why the
that bung hold never even said goodbye |
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**Online Host**
13 Days Ago
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DoctorProctor: Um, Kyle? I've uh, I've got something I should probably tell you. They, uh- |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: dammit clippard you big red dog you cant cast ancestral recall i just tapped my land with manner |
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YankeeClippard: nope you have to draw 3 cards, ancestral recall is legal in two-headed giant |
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DoctorProctor: -they're sending me to Los Angeles, and I don't know anybody out there and it's hard for me to make friends, so- |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: thats hog shite i tapped my land, there is nothing more important in this world to a man than land
my daddy ownt land an his daddy ownt land an by rememberen them i have also cast ancestral recall |
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YankeeClippard: what if i cast brainstorm to expand my options by three and improve my hand |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what if i use my hand to throw this chaos orb card into yer fucken brain |
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Gato: I don't know why you're getting so upset about this, I just think that, musically, Prince is better than Michael Jackson. What's the big deal about that? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: did they replace your normal brain with a bigger yellow softer brain
michael jacko could walk backwards and make it look like he was walken forwards
how the chuck an fuck do you do that |
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DoctorProctor: Hey Kyle! Hey Cat! Thought I'd "pop" in for a visit! Like my new hat? |
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Gato: You just have to slide backwards and do your feet like this, it really isn't that hard |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: do you remember back to the future part 2 |
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Gato: Yes |
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DoctorProctor: Everyone at Dodger Stadium is really nice! Andre Ethier and I watched a bunch of Fresh Prince episodes on his iPhone, it was pretty sweet |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you member when michael the fox goes into his house thinken its his house, but hes in biffs 1985 and it turns out his house is now a black people house |
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Gato: Yes |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: did the lil judy winslow looken girl have prince posters in her room or micheal jacko ones |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i rest my case |
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**Online Host**
Current Day
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shit
that biscuit lip was the sherminator to my angus
the fat kid to my camp counselor from heavyweights
and i dident even get a good-bye |
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DoctorProctor: I'm right here! I'm in the chatroom with you right now! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: not even one good bye
sighhhh
/kicks dirt |
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OldLOL: Hey, cheer up. You want in on this ball game I'm playing with my son? I'm suspended and you never play because you fuck up every time you pitch. Neither of us have anything to do! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: sure
hey kid, think fast |
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**Online Host**
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has hurled a 97 MPH fastball at YoungLOL's face. |
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YoungLOL: AAAAAHH
*thok*
wwwwWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey kid, think fast for a second time |
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**Online Host**
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has rushed the plate and is now punching YoungLOL in the face. |
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YoungLOL: AAAAAHH AAAAAAAH
/covers face instinctively
/flails about on ground |
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OldLOL: Shake it off, kid, take your base. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: god o mighty wait until i tell sindy ponson about this
HEY SIDNEY C'MERE
/continues punching
SIDNEY |
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OldLOL: /throws fastball at fight |
