The Dugout
By B - 7-21-07
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MeTrain: where them tater chips

MeTrai: miguel ate em all up

MeTrain: miguel, you ate up the tater chips

Miguel Cabrera

ThisLittleMiggy: This is true, I ate them all up!

MeTrain: damn son, them tater chips was doritos x-13d super science brand, you cain't pick at shit up at the publix

you gotta go through channels

Miguel Cabrera

ThisLittleMiggy: One or two just would not do, I had to eat them all up

MeTrain: now how we gone eat some chips if we ain't got no chips to eat

MeTrai: gotcha covered d-train i sent scott out to get some more chips when i saw they was low

MeTrain: good lookin out

**Online Host**
OlsenNature has entered the chatroom.

OlsenNature: wwwwwooooooo

MeTrain: where them tater chips

OlsenNature: I GOT YER TATO CHIPS RIGHT HERE YOU- /shoots the double bird

OlsenNature: somebody call my mama, I'm a bout to lock the doors and whoop errrrrrbody in here! woooooo

MeTrai: where are them potato chips

OlsenNature: /goes nose to nose

what

what

you wanna go

you wanna go you just say something

what

OlsenNature: aw man why you got to be so serious all the time, I'm just FUCKIN WITH YA

Miguel Cabrera

ThisLittleMiggy: tell me where them potato chips are or I'm going to start licking your hands

OlsenNature: bro, let me tell you, I had to go through some hell FIRE to get them potato chips

/tosses family sized bag

OlsenNature: I was driving to the store and I saw this dog chained up in somebody's back yard, so I got out of my car and leaned over the fence and was all, FUCK YOOOOU DOG

and then I started grabbing my dick and taunting the dog

OlsenNature: so that motherfucking dog broke free and started scratching my ass in the face

I got back in my car and started drinking weed and smoking beers so hard, and I was cussing that dog out, son you shoulda heard it, it was fierce

then I bought them potato chips

OlsenNature: but on the way home some police started following my ass, so when they'd get too close I'd stick my leg out the window and start kicking at em

they tried to harsh my buzz but, but, but MOTH ER FUCK errrr, you know!!!! I'm a FISH! My shit is ABOVE THE LAW!

I roll in international waters !! cause Heaven don't want me and Hell is afraid I'd take over!!!

MeTrain: these ain't them chips, these say "wild white nacho"

damn scott why you got to be such a damn fool

OlsenNature: bitch who you think youRRRAAAAAAGGGRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH BLUBBLUBBLUBBLUB /collapses

**Online Host**
OlsenNature has had the hell tasered out of him
.

MeTrai: /puts taser back on belt

god, i HATE that guy

MeTrain: nice work surge

now drag his ass outside an put him on the plastic lawn furniture to await the lady cop

MeTrain: when she gets here axe her if she remembers me

see how her family doin

MeTrai: /drags Olsen outside

MeTrain: now to enjoy them white wild nacho chips

MeTrain: miggy, where them tater chips

Miguel Cabrera

ThisLittleMiggy: Whoops, sorry Dontrelle, I ate them all up!

MeTrain: are we havin fun yet