Nick.
Most people are boring. One-third of Nick was born in the woods. Modern day chemists still can’t explain such a marvel, probably because it’s completely off target with the field they have chosen. Those damn botanists won’t even give me the time of day, stuck up crackers.
Nick made his writing debut on the infamous Backwords, then run by slave master Jon Von Boiskov. Nick was forced to write under the alias "AngryBanjo" for fear of being respected. Times were tough, the three hits a day that Backwords received were hardly enough to make ends meet, and soon the parties dispersed.
Some moved on to bigger and better things. Evil Mr. Face does drugs now. Nick found harbor in the recently demised We Hate You, under the pen name of "Rage". This is probably where he developed most of his ranting skillz. Yeah, all 3 articles worth. Either there or elementary school where he was REMINDED THAT HIS NAME RHYMED WITH A SLUR OF THE MALE ANATOMY EVERY DAY.
This would be a pretty good spot for a guitar solo, had this been a power ballad.
We Hate You switched to a new, Rageless format, leaving Nick to suck tokens out of subway turnstiles for a living. He soon began collecting McDonald’s gift certificates he could find on the ground, each of which possesses the cash value of 1/100th of a cent.
Discussions with former warden Jun Jun
Buskov lead to reminiscence of Backwords, and a sense of
nostalgia for a web site with no rules. ECW WAS BACK BABEBY. The
rag tag fag team hired a blunt roller to roll blunts and began
plans for a NEWER and BETTER web SITE for United States
Citizens everyone!
That site failed horribly. Complete and utter anarchy, each writer posting naked pictures of the other writers, establishing cuss words that South Park wouldn’t air.
Nick changed it all
That brings us to now. This site, whose name I forget. A new era for Nick, with an opportunity to send a decent site spiraling to the depths of his immoral teachings.
AIM: WaterAndCoffee