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Ricky
Surf is up!
Registered:
January 15, 2026
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Last night I was trying to get some shut-eye after a marathon Guess Who? tournament with Ron (he takes so long with his turns grrrrrr!!! :) ) but I couldn't get a good night's sleep. This guy a few houses down kept yelling crazy stuff! So I figured, why not get my recorder out and let you guys have a listen?
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Ron
TALL
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 15674 |
Haha! What was that guy smoking?
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Sandy
Poster on the
forum
Posts: 17942 |
Narcotics.
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Ron
TALL
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 15674 |
Haha, weird!
It sounds like he's saying "shut up!" but I can't make out the rest. |
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Craig
Such a jokester
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 9415 |
Okay, here's a challenge for you dimwits. Let's hold an audio editing contest. We'll each take this file and edit it to be funnier. Well, at least I will. I'm counting on Pam to take a Polaroid of the screen and mail it to me.
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Pam
Sometimes I feel
like roadkill on
the information superhighway!
Posts: 246 |
I don't even know you're address though!
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Craig
Such a jokester
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 9415 |
If I found out that you knew "I am"
address I would probably hang myself from an olive tree!
So anyway, here's my entry. I perused some of the "oldies but goodies" from my music collection. Listen and weep, shitheads. |
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MURRAY
"LETS ROLL"
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 8745 |
THIS GENTLEMAN SOUNDS LIKE MY UNCLE MUD
UNCLE MUD WOULD USED TO YELL ALL THE DAY ON THE TOILET ABOUT "JIMMY CARTER KNOWS NOT A THING ABOUT MY PLUMBING PROBLEM"; THEN AUNT LAUREN WOULD SAY "NEPHEW MURRAY JUST GO TO GRAMPA IBIS'S ROOM AND MAKE SURE HE DOESNT WANDER AND PLAY WITH YOUR BLOCKS, YOUR UNCLE MUD AND ME ARE GOING TO DISCUSS" AND HE SAID "AUNT LAUREN YOU ARE SOCIALIST BUTTWHEAT" AND THEN HE TRIED TO FLUSH HIS SELF TOWN THE TOILET
I NEARLY FINISHED BUILT THE TOWER OF BABEL ATOP GRAMPA IBIS'S HEAD WHEN UNCLE MUD CAME OUT WITH LATRINE PARTS ON HIS FOOT AND EXCLAIMED "NEPHEW MURRAY DON'T NEVER LET THE GYPSY HAND REACH INTO YOUR POCKET FOR YOUR FIVES AND TENS" AND THEN HE KISSED GRAMPA IBIS GOODBYE AND THE TOWER OF BABEL CRUMBLED DOWN UPON HIS FACE AND I NEVER AGAIN SAW UNCLE MUD
IN HONOR OF MY UNCLE MUD HERE IS A AUDIO I MADE OF THIS GENTLEMAN GIVING THE HECKLE TO NOAM CHOMPSKY, HE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD FELLOW BUT MY UNCLE MUD ALWAYS SAID "DON'T NEVER YOU STICK YOUR HAND INTO OUR NEW IN-SINK GARBAGE DISPOSER BECAUSE NOAM CHOMPSKY LIES IN WAIT UNDER THE SINK WITH A HACK SAW"
I RESPECT MY ELDER AND TYPE WITH THESE DEAR DIGITS SO SORRY MR CHOMPSKY
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Michelle
NOTHING TO SEE
HERE MOVE
ALONG
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Audio file
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will
Posts: 12 |
i knelt my ear to my compaq and this is what i heard
"shut up
bullshit
whatever you diggin is pothole in oklahoma
they're black racists
gutter
it's cool
see gut makes it look cool in the world man!
inside it it's overgrown
fuck this
idiot is like man, you're racist!"
i do not pretend to know this man's heart and head, but we must make peace with nonsense if we are to make sense with anything
he is clearly but a grown child, running about a house
i boiled a chicken dinner for my friend thom and then placed my hands above my ivory and he began to sing
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Roberta
move ya body gurl
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 5154 |
wheres the thump on that shit boy i thought you was black
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will
Posts: 12 |
a cocoon once told the monarch, "where is your shell; surely you will die"
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