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MURRAY
"LETS
ROLL"
Registered:
January 15, 2026
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THIS
IS A SAVE OUR S.O.S. TRANSMITTED FROM THE GOOD SHIP U.S.S. MURRAY TO
ALL ALL MY STURDY VESSEL FRIENDS
VALENTIMES
DAY IS COMING UP QUICK AND MURRAY HASN'T WHAT HE NEEDS TO SHOW THE
MISSUS HE LOVES HER
POOR
BUMBLING MURRAY THOUGHT HE HAD IT FIGURED OUT WHEN HE NESTLED A COPY OF
NORTON ANTIVIRUS UNDER THE VALENTIMES TREE BUT THEN LATER WE WERE OUT
SHOPPING WITH THE MISSUS AND SHE LOOKED AT IT AND SAID "OH THAT'S
DREADFUL" SO NOW MURRAY IS BACK AT THE 0TH NUMBER TRYIN TO FIGURE WHAT
TO BUY
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Ricky
Surf is
up!
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 11241
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Oh
gosh, what a bummer! Anyone have any other ideas?
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Craig
Such a
jokester
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 9415
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Gee, I don't
know. Ricky, what do you usually get for Ron?
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Ricky
Surf is
up!
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 11241
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That
is not on the pizza box!
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Craig
Such a
jokester
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 9415
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ooh, did I strike a
nerve?
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Ron
TALL
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 15674
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That
is not on the pizza box!
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Craig
Such a
jokester
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 9415
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All right, all right. Jeeeeesus.
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MURRAY
"LETS
ROLL"
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 8745
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IT
APPEARS AS THOUGH THE U.S.S. MURRAY HAS BEEN SAVIORED BY THE H.M.S.
PIECE OF PAPER I FOUND
IT'S
A PRE-MADE VALENTIME THAT MURRAY NEEDS ONLY TO CUT OUT TO PRESENT TO
THE MISSUS
NOTHING
SAYS "I LOVE YOU" LIKE A MAN WHO'S SAYS "I LOVE YOU AND HERE ARE
VALUABLE PIZZA PIE COUPONS"
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Craig
Such a
jokester
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 9415
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Fuck, man.
Tell me you're joking.
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MURRAY
"LETS
ROLL"
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 8745
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TWELL
IT CLEARLY COMMANDS TO "CUT OUT & GIVE TO YOUR VALENTIME" AND
MURRAY AINT THE KIND OF SOUL TO CIVILLY DISOBEY
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Craig
Such a
jokester
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 9415
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Civil
disobedience? What are you talking about? Just throw it
away and give her something respectable. This isn't 1960s
Alabama, they're not going to sick the fire department after you.
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will
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it
throws the flyer in the bin
or else it gets the hose again
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