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Craig
Such a jokester
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 9415 |
All right,
you lame-os. This is how it works. Someone asks a
question. You answer it, but only if you know the
answer. You then get to ask your own question. I
don't know why I'm even bothering to post the rules because I
know you people will fuck it all to hell.
Oh well.
First question.
If, in a
football game, you block an extra point and run it back for a
touchdown, it's worth two points because they reason that it's
a reverse two-point conversion. So what was it worth in
the NFL before the two-point conversion was instituted?
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Pam
Sometimes I feel
like roadkill on the information superhighway!
Posts: 246 |
i don't
know very much about football but here goes!
how many feet
are in a yard? |
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Ricky
Surf is up!
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 11241 |
Three!
I can't
think of a question.
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Ron
TALL
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 15674 |
I can't
think of a question or an answer.
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Pam
Sometimes I feel
like roadkill on the information superhighway!
Posts: 246 |
i can't
think of a single thing! i have forgotten my own name! |
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Ricky
Surf is up!
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 11241 |
I can't
remember how to sit in a chair!
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Ron
TALL
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 15674 |
Who are you
people?
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Pam
Sometimes I feel
like roadkill on the information superhighway!
Posts: 246 |
i don't
know how to typewgwuosnvlnk;/, |
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Michelle
NOTHING TO SEE
HERE MOVE ALONG
Posts: NOT A ONE |
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MURRAY
"LETS ROLL"
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 8745 |
NOT UNLESS
YOU B) ARE NIMBLE ENOUGH TO RIDE A TRICYCLE AND A) ARE DOUBLE
JOINTED OTHERWISE LEARN A LESSON FROM OLD MURRAY AND REFRAIN
FROM BREAKING YOUR HEART BONE
QUESTION:
IS IT ILLEGAL TO PUSH MY REFRIGERATOR OVER AND SLEEP IN IT TO
GET AWAY FROM THE MISSUS SO I CAN GET AWAY FROM HER NAGGING
BECAUSE SHE'S IS NAGGING ME ABOUT FEEDING GRANDSON CHARLIE AND
PUTTING GRANDSON CHARLIE TO BED AND "DID YOU SPEND GRANDSON
CHARLIES DIAPER MONEY ON THAT SILLY BATTLESHIP BOARD GAME"
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will
Posts: 12 |
i suspect
you will be apprehended by the constable of conscience
question:
what is your hobby |
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MURRAY
"LETS ROLL"
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 8745 |
I'M AM
CONTEMPLATING MY NEXT MOVE IN MAIL BATTLESHIP. IT'S
BATTLESHIP WHERE YOU MAKE A MOVE AGAINST YOUR COUSIN RANDOLPH
AND PACK THE BOARD IN THE BOX THE MA'AM SAYS IS SUPPOSED TO
HOLD GRANDSON CHARLIES WINTER CLOTHES BUT YOU DON'T CARE
BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST PUT GRANDSON CHARLIES WINTER CLOTHES IN A
BUCKET THAT YOU USED TO MAKE CEMENT BACK WHEN YOU OWNED A HOME
AND PLANNED ON MAKING A STATUE OF THE DRAGONHEART MOVIE OUT OF
CEMENT BUT IT FELL THROUGH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PAY THE BILLS
WITH THE MA'AM SPENDING YOUR PAYCHECK ALL ABOUT THE TOWN
QUESTION:
FOUR DOLLARS ON A LUNCHBOX YOU WANT POOR MURRAY TO LEAP OUT
THE WINDOW AND SPRAIN HIS SKULL AGAIN
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Ricky
Surf is up!
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 11241 |
Oh gosh no!
sorry, I
can't think of a question, lol!
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Craig
Such a jokester
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 9415 |
I hate you
all. Do you understand? All of you. If I
ever get any of you in the same room again I'm going to
bitch-slap you 15 years in the future.
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will
Posts: 12 |
i'll grind
your bones to make my bread
or we can
be some friends instead |
