Registered: January 15, 2026
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Hey gang!  I just picked up this great new game, called "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas"!  The object of the game is to pick up as many horseshoes as possible, but I've found a few neat things to do on the side.  One of which is pulling off crazy stunts!  Check it out, I perfected this move I like to call the "wheel-y"!

I have recorded and posted a video.

Registered: January 15, 2026
Posts: 9415

Oh hey dickjobs, those are really cool!  That game's only been out for months, how did you get it?  Are you the president of the video game company?

Any retard can do a stunt.  The difference between this stunt and everyone else's is that I'm making a statement.

Registered: January 15, 2026
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Ha!  That trick took a lot of skill, Craig!  I don't get it but good job!

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What?  Look at it again.  I only spent two seconds doing that!  Do you know how easy it is to fly a plane up to the top of that mountain?  It's obviously not about the stunt itself.  It's about the statement I'm making!

Registered: January 15, 2026
Posts: 5154

aw that was a trip boy u crazy

next time u should jump it with a car tho

just make sure u drivin it wit a for real drivers license one time this cop who thought he was bout it put me in the jail cause i was gettin rowdy cause i said why cant i use a cereal box with my pitcher taped to it it got my pitcher on it dont it?  how i supposed to know i gotta pay 25 cents at the toll boof

Registered: January 15, 2026
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You people don't get the point!  You can be fans of my work as long as you appreciate them on the level that I command you to appreciate them on, and praise me unconditionally out of a sense of obligation.  Other than that, I'm pretty easy to be a fan of.

Airplanes can fly.

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I swear to God I'm going to run you over with your own mobile home.

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ARE YOU WOMEN AND GUYS READY FOR THE WACKEY BUS

THE NEXT UPCOMING STOP IS FOR MARKET STREET BUT THE STOP FOLLOWING IS FOR ADVENTURE

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Uh-oh Murray, your bus is on fire and everyone is going to be crushed to death and burned to death at the same time!  And oh my goodness, you have no business being on a bus that long!  Wild and wacky!!!

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Posts: 8745

YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE DONKEY, IT'S ABOUT THE MOST WACKFUL THING I CAN IMAGINE THIS END OF A SCRAMBLE EGG SANDWICH WITHOUT THE SCRAMBLE

I HAVE ARRANGED A THEME WITH THE MISSUS AND GRANDSON CHARLIE AT HOME TO BE PERFORMED WHILE RIDING THE WACKEY BUS.  I SING AND DANCE, THE MA'AM HARMONICAS AND GRANDSON CHARLIE USED TO BANG THE PANS AND POTS WITH A SPOON BUT THE REPO MAN TOOK THE SPOON SO I LET GRANDSON CHARLIE USE THE TOP HIS HEAD

fair river! in thy bright, clear flow
of crystal, wandering water,
thou art an emblem of the glow
of beauty–the unhidden heart-
the playful maziness of art
in old alberto's daughter;

but when within thy wave she looks-
which glistens then, and trembles-
why, then, the prettiest of brooks
her worshipper resembles;
for in his heart, as in thy stream,
her image deeply lies-
his heart which trembles at the beam
of her soul-searching eyes.

THE END
 

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