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Ron
TALL
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 15674 |
We've got
to help this poor kid! |
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MATT
AAAHH
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 15674 |
AAAAHH
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Ricky
Surf is up!
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 11241 |
It seems as
though he got a little overzealous with his video-game
playing! I hope he doesn't strangle himself!
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Craig
Such a jokester
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 9415 |
Oh hell, wake me up when
someone needs help who isn't a fucking shittard. How in
the world do you do that anyway? I mean, look at this!
Looks like he was trying to play
with two controllers simultaneously. Apparently he
grabbed both controllers, rolled around on the floor for a
solid minute, and somehow fell down the stairs. It even
appears as though he still thinks he is playing the game.
PUT DOWN THE CONTROLLER, CHUCKY, YOU AIN'T POWER-UPPING YOUR
WAY OUT OF THIS |
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MURRAY
"LETS ROLL"
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 8745 |
AS A
YOUNG'UN I FOUND MYSELF IN THIS SITUATION PLENTY A TIME.
EVERY TIME I GOT TANGLED UP IN CONTROLLERS MOMMA WOULD GIVE ME
A BATH WITH TOMATO PASTE
IT HAD
ABSOLUTELY NO EFFECT AT ALL |
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Craig
Such a jokester
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 9415 |
Hey, here we go. Look
at the top of the page, it might shed some light on what's
going on here.
Now we know where all
this is coming from. This kid was raised to learn that
"Nothing's worse than being on the verge of victory - but
losing control because your controller's cable got yanked out
or tripped over." So basically, a hyper-contagious
strain of Ebola could be let into the general population and
everyone in the world would die weeklong deaths in which their
eyeballs turn into pus and their skin to a mucous-like
membrane, all the while descending into severe dementia, and
it still would not be as bad as your controller coming out
just as you're about to shoot an old lady in the head with a
fighter jet in Grand Theft Auto. This kid was clearly a
victim of this line of thinking.
So who's to blame for feeding
him this intellectual sewage? Well, lookee here.
"Mom won't fuss about all those ugly cables under her floor!" |
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Ron
TALL
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 15674 |
That's the
key! We need to find his mom, maybe she can help! |
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MATT
AAAHH
Registered:
January 15, 2026
Posts: 15674 |
AAAAAHHHH
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will
Posts: 12 |
damn zippos outta zippo juice |
