Registered: January 15, 2026
Posts: 9415

Hey guys, check out this thing someone put on my windshield at the mall.

What kinds of people would agree to look like shitwipes for some stock-photo shoot? 

Registered: January 15, 2026
Posts: 11241

Hey, neat!  That sounds like a load or loads of fun.  You guys want to go together?

i would!!! I need an excuse to get out.  I have not left my house in over two year's. 

Im sort of nervous though, look at all those nice-looking people and the fireworks and stuff, they dont look friendly, they look like their from Europe.

Registered: January 15, 2026
Posts: 9415

Oh, right.  A party?  With fireworks, and supermodel types in expensive clothing, and implied multi-ethnic friendships?  Wow, that party looks really happening.  Is it in New York?  Or L.A.?  Let's check...hmm...nope!  Good old Roanoke, Virginia!  The mecca of fashion, good taste, and bathing on a regular basis!  Wait, did I just read Roanoke, Virginia?  Yeah, nevermind that.

Registered: January 15, 2026
Posts: 11241

Well at least we could hang out with those people.  They seem terribly hip!

Registered: December 28, 2025
Posts: 1

strobelight

                        we

          are hip

dance
eheheh eheheh eheheh eheheh eheheh eheheh eheheh eheheh

we are hip in ways humanity

 has never

                                  deemed

                                                        possible

dance
WHOOP whoo WHOOP WHOOP  whoo WHOOP whoo WHOOP WHOOP

Registered: December 28, 2025
Posts: 1

i cast you a smug, jaded smile from across the dance floor

pulsing electronica
eh eh eh MOVE YO BODY eh eh eh MOVE YO BODY

come over here cowboy, this jungle cat needs to be tamed

eh eh eh MOVE YO BODY eh eh eh MOVE YO BODY

*techno beat too hip too sense-assaultingly brilliant to mimic with words*

my name is so passé that it has come full-circle and is now ironically hip

*techno beat too hip too sense-assaultingly brilliant to mimic with words*

Registered: January 15, 2026
Posts: 5154

wtf

Registered: January 15, 2026
Posts: 8745

OH CHIT IT'S IS A FORUM INVASION

Registered: January 15, 2026
Posts: 9415

OF EURO TRASH

Registered: January 15, 2026
Posts: 15674

OK guys, I banned them.  You don't have to worry about them clogging up our boards anymore.

Registered: January 15, 2026
Posts: 8745

THEY PUT THE "MEAN TIME" IN "GREENWICH MEAN TIME"

INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE MY PINK PANTIES

i once called the international date line

i spent 99 cents a minute so i could talk to a hooker from cape town whom spake no english

i ought to have purchased four gumballs for that princely sum

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