SATAN SENT WEINERCOPTERS WE'RE FUCKED

No, Spaz, John didn't describe modern helicopters. He described giant bugs with armor. At best he foretold some insectoid spin-off of Dino Riders. And for my money, dinosaurs shooting lasers should be how the world ends.

Okay. We've had the four horsemen, H-bombs going off, the world in disarray, what could possibly be left? Can you take a guess? Go on. Think you have it?