And the Hidon appeared at Ebot's Rock.. And a great colosseum was built to the north.. And you killed Shadow because you're an impatient douche..

The message left by Spider-Man was clear. The fishermen would not eat until they paid his horrible tribute.

Damn. I was hoping it meant Carson Kressley fell out of a plane. For a second I thought this armageddon had its silver lining after all.

And it.. tore their clothes?

So around this point there are about five people left on earth. And one of them keeps sticking his hand into the green water surrounded by corpses. Just get on with it already.