That embiggens my eyebrows!

Boy, that sure is the same list we'd write today. It's the same list we'd write 1000 years ago too, but who's counting. But the Bible foresaw drug activity? That is a feat. Let's see..

"The rest of mankind that were not killed by these plagues still did not repent of the work of their hands; they did not stop worshiping demons, and idols of gold, silver, bronze, stone and wood—idols that cannot see or hear or walk. Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts."

Well hey. Smoking a joint, pulling a rabbit out of a hat, practically the same thing. It's a good idea here to note how proud PMDs are of their "strictly literal" interpretation of the Bible.

The comic's list is a little skewed because the first thing Revelation mentions is idolatry. So I guess that knocks theft off the list of four. Lord knows they couldn't have just made a list of five, that wouldn't fit on the giant parchment.