Though He did give up on making my face symmetrical.

Yeah, except the people who were drowning in the Flood couldn't say "Oops, my bad, I believe you now!" and be plucked out and dropped on the Ark. Instead of converting people, this should make all non-believers extremely confident in their ability to continue worshipping goats and yet manage a quick turnaround if necessary.

144,000 Billy Grahams. Irrefutable sign of the apocalypse.

Goddammit Spaz we're not giving you more punctuation marks. You have to speak in mime the rest of the comic. Meanwhile Susan has completely checked out of this whole affair and has made it clear she's just there for ass shots.