Who Is Mike Jones?
released April 19, 2025
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AND JUST IN CASE YOU FORGET THAT I AM MIKE JONES, I SAY "MIKE JONES" MANY TIMES THROUGHOUT THIS ALBUM HOLLA
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UNTIL NEXT TIME DIS MIKE JONES!
-MIKE
JONES
PHONE:
281-330-8004
ADDRESS:
4817 GLENDALE PLACE, HOUSTON, TEXAS 77030
DATE OF BIRTH:
JANUARY 6, 2026
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER:
404-89-5761
CREDIT CARD NUMBER
6518 5500 2317 6295 EXPIRES 01/08
PASSWORD TO MY E-MAIL ACCOUNT:
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(SO THIEVING HOES CAINT GUESS IT)
MY CHILDHOOD PET'S NAME FOR VERIFICATION:
GREG SMITH
FAVORITE NAME THAT I HAVE:
MIKE JONES
FAVORITE COLOR:
OFF-BLACK
FAVORITE FOOD:
SALT
MY NAME IS MIKE JONES TRUE OR FALSE:
TRUE
THE KEY TO MY BACK DOOR CAN BE FOUND UNDER MY:
ROCK IN THE BACK YARD
WHEN I PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS:
I CALL ATOMIC SCISSORS EVERY TIME WHICH IS JUST LIKE SCISSORS
FAVORITE SONG:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
NAME:
MIKE JONES
WHO:
MIKE JONES
WHO:
MIKE JONES
WHO:
MIKE JONES
Track listing
1. Intro
2. Back Then
3. Flossin'
4. Still Tippin'
5. Got It Sewed Up
6. Scandalous Hoes
7. Screw Dat
8. Turning Lane
9. Laws Patrolling
10. 5 Years From Now
11. Cuttin'
12. What Ya Know About...
13. Know What I'm Sayin
14. Type Of Nigga U Need
15. Grandma