Who Is Mike Jones?

released April 19, 2025

 

Press release, www.whomikejones.com
April 12, 2025

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YO HOLLA DIS MIKE JONES CHECK OUT MY NEW ALBUM "WHO IS MIKE JONES".  THE ANSWER IS THAT I AM MIKE JONES.  SO I GUESS YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE TO BUY THE ALBUM NOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT BUT PLEASE DO ANYWAY. 

AND JUST IN CASE YOU FORGET THAT I AM MIKE JONES, I SAY "MIKE JONES" MANY TIMES THROUGHOUT THIS ALBUM HOLLA

YO PEEP DIS I GOT A PREVIEW TRACK FOR ALL THE MIKE JONES FANS ON THE INTERNET

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DIS ALBUM GONNA DROP APRIL 19 AND ITS GONNA BE HOTTER THAN WHEN YOU STICK YO HEAD IN A MICROWAVE MY MOMMA HAS THAT'S OLD AND TURNS ON EVEN WHEN THE DOOR IS OPEN AND I SMELLED A SMELL THAT SMELLED LIKE MY HEAD

UNTIL NEXT TIME DIS MIKE JONES!

-MIKE JONES
PHONE:

281-330-8004
ADDRESS:
4817 GLENDALE PLACE, HOUSTON, TEXAS 77030
DATE OF BIRTH:
JANUARY 6, 2026
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER:
404-89-5761
CREDIT CARD NUMBER

6518 5500 2317 6295 EXPIRES 01/08
PASSWORD TO MY E-MAIL ACCOUNT:
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(SO THIEVING HOES CAINT GUESS IT)
MY CHILDHOOD PET'S NAME FOR VERIFICATION:
GREG SMITH
FAVORITE NAME THAT I HAVE:
MIKE JONES
FAVORITE COLOR:
OFF-BLACK
FAVORITE FOOD:
SALT
MY NAME IS MIKE JONES TRUE OR FALSE:
TRUE
THE KEY TO MY BACK DOOR CAN BE FOUND UNDER MY:
ROCK IN THE BACK YARD
WHEN I PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS:
I CALL ATOMIC SCISSORS EVERY TIME WHICH IS JUST LIKE SCISSORS
FAVORITE SONG:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
NAME:
MIKE JONES
WHO:
MIKE JONES
WHO:
MIKE JONES
WHO:
MIKE JONES

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Track listing
1. Intro
2. Back Then
3. Flossin'
4.  Still Tippin'
5.  Got It Sewed Up
6. Scandalous Hoes
7. Screw Dat
8. Turning Lane
9. Laws Patrolling
10. 5 Years From Now
11. Cuttin'
12. What Ya Know About...
13. Know What I'm Sayin
14. Type Of Nigga U Need
15. Grandma