Professional Celebrity Impersonators
Look-a-likes so close you'll swear it's some other guy
written by Bill on June 28, 2025

Below is our list of 100% real, professional impersonators that we represent. I stress that they are real because we find some clients need to be eased through the initial shock of finding out there are people who do this for a living. All of our performers are available for corporate parties, company picnics, trade shows, fundraisers, television commercials, weddings, bar mitzvahs, and funerals. Your guests can have their photo taken with an impersonator as a souvenir/heady commentary piece on the nature of reality vis a vis the value of an image of a person imitating an image of another person wherein said latter image is a persona built via the media and thusly not representative of the true nature of either participant. Just choose a performer who best fits your occasion, and contact one of our talent coordinators to arrange the contract details. We're confident you'll find someone who is a passable mimic of someone you'd be very happy with.

Hailing a spacecab with his holohand is Captain Picard of the last Star Trek series to not suck. Picard is a natural choice for sci-fi and fantasy conventions, and he is well-versed in series canon to ensure he can respond to even the most obscure questions about his adventures onboard the Enterprise. Note: Progressive Boink Talent Services will not be held liable for any cleaning bills resultant from Picard's appearance and the subsequent 28 gallons per capita of nerdcum blast coated to your chosen expo hall or civic center's walls. Be aware that due to the unfortunate dietary habits of the common nerd, nerdcum sets very quickly and precautionary measures are strongly advised.

Requests for Picard to act out your hamhanded self-insertion fan fiction will be taken at $150 per scene. Slash fan fiction is $400.

No personality can better light up a room than Harrison Ford, and our impersonator captures the essence of Ford's vitality perfectly. Your guests will be enthralled as he regales them with classic stories such as, "one time.. *mumble* ..movie, called indiana jones, 'n i was in it.. mnn... i shot a guy in this one part... i was.. *mumble* whip 'im or something, but i didn't feel like it. ...*mumble* ..star wars.."

As pictured above, if you've always wished Universal stunt shows had a more intimate feel to them you can choose to have the actor come in character as Indiana Jones for the duration of the event. He will talk and act just like the movie icon! He will on ocassion turn to someone and unexpectedly shout GET OFF MY PLANE, but we've taken steps to seamlessly correct for this slight hiccup by having him say "no ticket" afterwards.

Our uncanny John Travolta look-a-like is sure to entertain with his unique performance. Take your guests on a fantastic journey of the imagination to worlds of the unknown. Through elaborate costuming and impeccable storytelling, he'll weave a fascinating "what if" tale about what would've happened if John Travolta had founded a British comedy troupe in the 1970s and gone on to play a character named Mr. Creosote in one of their movies. This is all this performer does. But it's surely enough to keep your guests entertained for hours!

Our Tom Hanks impersonator is sure to... um... look like Joel Hodgson pretending to be Tom Hanks. But this versatile performer will still undoubtedly entertain with Hanks' trademark nice guy persona. Yes, for a reasonable price now you too can have someone at your party engage in pleasant conversation while incidentally resembling a famous actor in a vague way. But he can also do lots of Tom Hanks-specific things! Bring out one of those giant floormat keyboards and have him hop across it, playing Chopsticks. The short glimmer of recognition and nostalgia will drive your party well into the night. Giant floormat keyboard not included.

Feeling the budgetary crunch? Get two celebrities for the price of one with this combination Albert Einstein/Kurt Vonnegut impersonator, part of our new If They Mated line. He'll be able to expound on the intricacies of relativity to one guest while testily reminding another that he did not write Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen). Billy Pilgrim has become unstuck in time and Einstein will explain why in this perfect example of synergy at work.

Here's a fun party idea: Set up a mock game show with Einstein as one contestant and a co-worker or your boss as another. Then let the fun times roll as he or she proceeds to soundly beat Einstein in a game of knowledge which is something you would expect Einstein to be good at!! It's so clever your eyes will bleed!

A great choice for state and county fairs, the enormous face of Alan Jackson will delight country fans across the nation, or at least the lower-right quarter of it, with his soulful singing and giant pores. The enormous face of Alan Jackson does not come booked with a body, but he can still sing all his famous hits like Where Were You (When My Face Was Enormous) and It's Five O'Clock Somewhere But It's Enormous Face O'Clock Here, providing someone can be there to play the song, as he can't, as he doesn't have a body, as he is just an enormous face. Please note that you cannot book both the enormous face of Alan Jackson and the enormous face of Rowsdower from The Final Sacrifice in the same venue on the same day for mysterious reasons.

This space is left here in remembrance of Cornwald "Corny" Hibiko, better known to millions of adoring fans as the greatest Judge Lance Ito look-a-like in the United States. As the popularity of Ito impersonators declined, Cornwald fell on hard times, and the years of drugs, booze and partying caught up with him. He was forced to sell both his mansions and most of his children to pay back loan sharks, and was reduced to appearing in low-grade porn flicks such as 1999's You Can't Stop The Juice in order to make ends meet.

In the final months of his life, Cornwald claimed to have found Jesus, and said he was "happier than he'd ever been." This happiness was all too brief however, if not entirely illusory to begin with, as in late 2002 he saw his "character" as the subject of discussion in a VH1 nostalgia countdown. Seeing the man for whom he was simply a fading reflection being derided and made inferior to the likes of Hal Sparks and Omarosa from the Apprentice instantaneously shattered Cornwald's fragile psyche, and he calmly rose, walked to the window, and leapt 30 stories to the street below. It's a matter of grave misfortune that a truck with signage promoting a popular brand of nacho chips happened to be parked just outside the building at the time and the mashed, pulpy remains of Cornwald's body covered the sign such that it read "itos Guacamole!"

Yeah baby! The only thing possibly more irritating than your co-workers doing loud Austin Powers impressions at random intervals throughout the day is someone who's paid to do it. Show yourself and your guests to be inexplicable proof of the indefatigable perpetuation of bad taste as you staunchly refuse to tire of the same three catchphrases repeated ad nauseum. Discounted rates are available if you allow a team of psychoanalysts to attend your party and take notes.

As far as we know, Austin Powers did not have one eye that moved farther to the right than the other, but we'll just say it's a bonus feature.

You requested a rotted, bug-eyed shuffling corpse to entertain your finance department during the Christmas party with jokes that would kill at a 1943 USO show, and we listened! We put out a call across the country, auditioning thousands of people to find the absolute best Bob Hope impersonator in the world.

Unfortunately, the closest we could find was Richard Nixon in a plaid suit with a ravenous desire to bludgeon you to death with a golf club. But we assure you the difference is negligible.

The ladies will swoon as soon as it's explained to them that this is who we're passing off to be our Brad Pitt impersonator. He looks, acts and sounds just like the real actor! Well, he doesn't look like him all that much, but he acts and sounds just like the real actor! Well, Brad Pitt's voice isn't all that distinct, but he acts just like the real actor! Well, Brad Pitt doesn't really act any different from any other person, but he's holding a piece of paper that says "I'm Brad Pitt" on it! Not to mention he's a fine addition to the cast for your local renaissance festival.

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shut up ill do this i don need some jerk talkin for me yo im johnny carson not like the real one but i look real close right!! as you can see im a take charge kinda guy i don put up with no crap as you can see im askin this camera guy if he wants a piece o me cuz i heard him saying jonny carson more like jonny gayson like that even makes any sense right!! i told him to bring it on if he had the stones but he didnt have the stones so i shoved that camera so far up his ass he had to finish the roll with pictures of his kidneys. im a aggressive guy but thats just how i am but im the best johny carson there is and if you dont think so ill mess you up

dont think i wont cuz see this guy with me they used to call him pretty boy malone now they call him larry from arbys. thats what i do to people who screw with me so dont screw with me and invite me to your stupid party so i can tell some jokes

Your party goers will love going Back To The Future with our Mich--wait.. wait a minute, I'm sorry, this is just Louie Anderson. I don't mean our Louie Anderson impersonator, this is actually Louie Anderson. Hey Lou, brilliant character choice. Yeah, Doc Hollywood, that's what everyone remembers Michael J. Fox for.

Yowza. Okay, everyone who isn't stupid realizes that Nicole Kidman is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. But let's be clear about something: We at Progressive Boink Talent Services run a clean and professional organization. The service we provide is for personal interactive and stage entertainment, not tawdry dream dates for those great of money and short of appeal. Our performers train diligently to recreate the full depth and personality of their chosen celebrities and we will not have their talents twisted to fulfill vulgar fantasies put forth by unscrupulous clients. No amount of payment is worth the loss of our principles. I repeat: We will not work to represent the experience of interacting with a famous actor or actress solely for your titillation. Period.

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You have a wide selection to choose from when it comes to musical entertainment for your event, even among the range of celebrity impersonators. But there's only one choice when you need that special combination of one who can both belt out a mean tune and scare the fuck out of your children. Our look-a-like takes the threateningly unpredictable theatrics of Little Richard and adds in the horrific death mask of a burn victim to create musical magic that will keep your wee ones glued to their seats for hours, too terrified to move. You'll be left free to enjoy your evening and your children will come to be familiar with the sickly sweet aromatic mixture of fear sweat and urine. If one of the more courageous among them attempts to make a break for the door, Little Richard will even go that extra mile and devour him or her on the spot as an example to the others.

Every office has a Friends fanatic, and yours will be tickled pink to get the opportunity to have their picture taken with series star Courtney Cox. She'll dish on all the gossip about Ross and Rachel and Phoebe--

Wait.. Wait, I'm sorry, I'm being told this isn't Courtney Cox. I apologize.

Ahem. Be sure to lock the coat check room, because here comes Winona Ryder to "steal" the hearts of your partygoers. She--

Wait.. Okay, I'm really sorry, but this doesn't seem to be Winona Ryder either. If you'll please just bear with, we'll get this sorted out in just a moment.. Alright, there. Now we've got it.

The edgy cult hero returns to save your corporate fundraiser! The Crow was Brandon Lee's famous and sadly final--God, what now?

Look, just wait here a minute and let me find out who this is supposed to be.

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...Julia Roberts?

....Julia Roberts?

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Julia Roberts?

..Julia Roberts?

*sigh* I'm sorry. Sometimes I just have a little bit of a hard time understanding, that's all. But I shouldn't let it get to me. Here, let me double check this one to make sure I've got the right name this time. I don't want to make the same mistake twMERYL STREEP???

MERYL STREEP??? They've got the balls to say with a straight face that this is Meryl fucking Streep?

Okay, fine. Fine. Hey everybody, let's welcome a new member to the group, my asshole. My big hairy asshole, playing Rosie O'Donnell. Invite my asshole to parties, it'll be loads of entertainment. It looks and acts just like the real performer. It puts out a lot of shit and won't let dick anywhere near it. I'm out of here. Fuck you guys.

"Keep that thing away from me."