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Kaiju
written by Jon- septenber 30 - 2003
Boiskov: If you see Klammy
today, tell him to upload his article, and to button his pants.
WaterAndCoffee: ok
WaterAndCoffee: what's up?
Boiskov: Not much, about to write a fake placeholder article until Klammy
gets his up.
WaterAndCoffee: put a dinosaur in it
Hello, my name
no, that won't do.
Ahem.
Hello, my name is Justin. Not Jon. Under no circumstances is my name Jon. This is my article about Kaiju.
What is Kaiju? i don't know
since I am not justin I am justin. I hope he uploads his article soon, so
not too many people have to read this rotten piece of shit. Here is a picture of a
dinosaur.
So what does this have to do
with Kaiju? I don't know, I Jon Justin
I don't know a goddamn thing about Kaiju. I think it's some sort of form of martial arts,
maybe one that incorporates rock and roll of some sort. I saw the picture on the main
page, but it doesn't tell me much. It's a Lego guy with a fucking wooden block on his
head. At least, I think it is.
Hey,wait a sec! I could do
like they do at Something Awful whenever a writer misses an update, and say something
like, " Josh 'Livingston' Boruff " did not update today BECAUSE HE WAS EATEN BY
BEARS! !!!!! AHHHH!!! That's funny, because it's wild, wacky, and unexpected.
In fact, that's almost better than a real article! No offense, Justin,.,.,...,.,.,.Whoa.
My periods look like commas when I use this font write this font with my
hand. It's handwriting.
Fuck if I know. I'm getting writer's cramp from writing all of this by hand. This is ridiculous. I quit.