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Cartoon
Star Fairies

Animal
Fairy helper
"To speak softly"

Outfit: purple house coat / wings / silver wand

Tagline: "psst"

Plot summary: Drew Barrymore is a little cartoon girl who is upset but can't think of anything she could wish for to make things better.  So she takes a bunch of drugs and goes into rehab enter the Star Fairies, a group of wish granters who live high up in the clouds in Castle WishStar, named by and created by/for the seven year-old girl inside all of us.  The story depicted in this Hanna-Barbera produced television special follows the story of Sparkle, a fairy princess in charge of granting wishes.  Sparkle asks for and receives five new helpers, "The Star Fairies," to help her get the job done.  The Fairies include "True Love," "Nightsong," "Jazz," "Spice," and "Whisper."  They all have special powers to aid little girls who need them, and they also have horrible porno names.

"Whisper," the wife of the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels, was the "secret" fairy; the fairy who "makes your most secret wishes come true."  When the New York Rangers won the Stanley Cup in '94 that was Whisper helping me out.  Also when Chris Benoit won the World Heavyweight Title at Wrestlemania XX.  Oh, and that one time when I accidentally cut a girl's head off, so I set the body up in a chair and tied her head back on with a ribbon, and nobody was the wiser?  All Whisper.

Now I just wished that everyone who is reading this forgets that I know what the freaking Star Fairies are. (more)

User Comments: Does the world want to set aside the entertainment prowess of Valerie Bertinelli long enough for her to don a purple prom dress and start granting people's wishes?  Look at her, she's the frumpy Star Fairy.   The others had miniskirts.  Nightsong had a sexy sailor suit.  Whisper is dressed like a Star Trek villain.  Or maybe she just wished for her upper arms to look like hamster balls.  What the Hell do I know, though, I'm a boy.  I never had the guts to look around in the pink aisle of toy stores. 

Also, I always thought Tom Cruise was a star fairy.   TROINLAVEN~!

User Rating: 4.0/10 (800 votes)