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Scooby-Doo Meets the Addams Family
The Addams Family

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Addams

Outfit: pink Madeline dress / Suicide Girl haircut / church shoes

Tagline: "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"

Plot summary: The guest stars on Scooby-Doo started off as a good idea.  Dick Van Dyke showed up to buy a haunted carnival.  The gang runs into Jerry Reed while he's singing in Nashville.   Really basic stuff to get a celebrity involved in the "let's run away even though we've done this 200 times before and it's always just been an old man" routine you can't have an episode of Scooby-Doo without.  Then things started to get worse and progressively more desperate.  Laruel and Hardy (300 years since they were last relevant) showed up working as bell hops in a hotel.  Mama Cass of The Mamas and the Papas showed up to help the kids fight monsters made out of cotton candy (I'm NOT making that up).

The Addams Family is one of these BFE guests.  They decide to take a vacation (to a swamp) so they choose the Scooby-Doo Gang to house sit while the famly is away.  Yes, the family wants the group of teens who investigate/meddle inside of haunted houses for a living to watch their purposefully haunted house and expect everything to go smoothly.  Let's forget that all the gang ever DOES in haunted houses is set traps, fall into/out of shit and open/slam doors.  Let's forget the fact that they already have a housekeeper who's job it should be to, I don't know, KEEP THE HOUSE.  Fucking Freddy is scared out of his blue trousers by an elderly man wearing a plastic mask.  These people have a box where a SENTIENT LIVING HAND LIVES. 

Of course everything goes bonkers, until Jonathan Winters shows up dressed as a Harlem Globetrotter and

Oh I don't know.  (more)

User Comments: Wednesday's "thing" was that she was a hyper-aware little girl who preferred playing with dolls in the Addams Way (sticking pins in them, chopping off their heads) rather than the normal my-understanding little girl way (making them have sex with a Ninja Turtle).  You all, of course, remember Wednesday as played by Christina Ricci in the highly-successful Addams Family film franchise.  For those of you who are unaware, here is a scientific analysis of Christina Ricci:

In the next million years a series of nuclear reactions occur forming different elements in shells around Christina Ricci.

Stage 4 - The core collapses in less than a second, causing an explosion called a Supernova, in which a shock wave blows of the outer layers of the star. (The actual supernova shines brighter than the entire galaxy for a short time).

The set of images below shows the star going into a stage called Supernova and contracting to become a neutron star.

Study questions:

1.  Don't you wish Christina Ricci was still in planetary nebula?  Jesus Christ.

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2.  How much do you think my Mondo Gecko action figure misses all that pussy?

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User Rating: 5.9/10 (700,003 votes)