Cartoon
The Snorks
The New Adventures of the Snorks
Animal
Snork
Outfit: green shoes / green slacks / ringer tee / jewfro
Tagline: "Toot!!"
Plot summary: The Snorks are a race of underwater Smurfs with dongs on their heads. Another underwater Smurf with a dong on his head is champion diver Greg Louganis. (more)
User Comments: The fundamental difference between a "Smurf" and a
"Snork" is that the Snorks have a protruding gills on their head that propel
them swiftly through the water. These gills act as breathing tubes. This leads us to
believe that Snork blowjobs would feel a lot like sticking your dick into the suction hole
on the side of a swimming pool.
Tooter was a unique character because unlike other Snorks he lacked the ability to speak.
He made tooting sounds. So instead of saying, "Snorks will be back right after these
messages!" Tooter would have to just fart out of the top of his head and hope you
didn't change the channel during the Bouncin' Babies commercial. His disability was truly
sad, but it gives me the opportunity to make a great Miracle Worker joke.
"Under WATER, Helen! Under WATER!"
"unnnnnnngggggggghhhhhhhhh toot toot."
He also earns sexy fashion points from the writers and producers of MTV for predating
Britney Spears' flesh colored suit by sixteen years by wearing clothes that almost
directly match his skin color. Tooter needs all the fashion points he can get. You would
too if you looked like somebody decapitated a regular Snork and stuffed a giant flower of
broccoli upside down into his neck.
User Rating: 
5.4/10 (20,000 league votes)