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The Skatebirds
The Robonic Stooges
The Three Robonic Stooges

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Stooge

Outfit: pink sweatsuit / cape / large gaping skull from which hair has been ripped daily

Tagline: "CONGRATULATION!"

Plot summary: There was a scientist hanging out on movie lots creeping around corners and peeping through cracks in the walls at Three Stooges star Larry, waiting for the moment when his soul would die, so that he could harvest the flesh for his own demented purposes:  creating super hero robot crime fighters with little desire to solve crimes and a heightened desire to crush each others' noses with pliers.  Then he would put them to work for the government.   The experiment worked, as "The Robonic Stooges" had a one-year run on CBS.

Less successful was the 1990 revival "The Three Ebonic Stooges," which was a decent show made pretty uncomfortable by having to hear Curly call everybody "nigga." (more)

User Comments: Larry always got the short end of the Stooge stick.  Even before he was a manipulated corpse he was the least appreciated.  The same kids with the gumption to buy shirts that say "COLLEGE" across the front with buy shirts featuring Curly, with things like "BEER IS VERY GOOD" on them.  Those kids will wear shirts that feature Moe and say "JUST SAY MOE" or "MOE KNOWS FOOTBALL."  But Larry doesn't have catchphrases.  Larry doesn't get to be the focal point of anything that doesn't involve him playing violin or dressing up like a chick.  Even when Hell spat him out and decided it was in his destiny's best interest to have a microchip in his dick and punch robbers he had to wear pink.  And not just pink...two shades of pink.   With a big "L" on his chest.  They could've made it less symbolic if they'd put him in a Montreal Expos uniform and given him a romance with Jason Biggs.

Frequently asked questions:

Q:  How did Larry die?
A:  Larry died from a massive stroke in 1975, brought on by years of inhaling lemon meringue.

Q:  Weren't there Five Stooges?
A:  No.  There were only three.  Shemp was an alternate personality of Moe driven mad, and Curly Joe was simply an elaborate hand puppet.

Q:  Why is Larry mister pink? 
A:  Because he's a faggot, okay?

User Rating: 3.4/10 (47,784 votes)