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Cartoon
The Adventures of Jonny Quest

Animal
Embalmed Asshole

Outfit: mummy garb / lack of eyes

Tagline: "GROOOOOOOGH!"

Plot summary:  In the episode appropriately titled "The Mummy of Anubus", the Mummy of Anubis is awakened by a gaggle of grave robbers, and seeks revenge on the Quest team, the modern-day Christs of the world who inexplicably bear the burden of getting hunted by every evil creature and ethnic minority in the world. (more)

User Comments: The Mummy of Anubis couldn't really do anything to you except for lift you over his head and throw you about five feet. And for him to be able to do that, you'd pretty much have to run up and give him a hug, because he lurched around at the rate of about four steps per minute. He didn't possess any magical powers of any sort, so if you speed-walked, or even walked at a leisurely pace, you didn't really have anything to worry about. The most effective way to kill the Mummy of Anubis is to lure him to the beach and get him to stand on the edge of the coast. He would be unable to outrun the effects of global warming which slowly erode our continents' coastlines at the rate of about a foot every ten years, and eventually drown.

User Rating: 2.0/10 (2,400 B.C. votes)