Cartoon
Pac-Man
Animal
Pacs-Person
Outfit: signature bow / white gloves / pink go-go boots / stomach full of dead people
Tagline: "wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga"
Plot summary: Mrs. Pac-Man is like any fag-hag at your local high school; round and hungry for luscious fruit. Evidently made an "honest woman" between her video game outing (1981's classic Pac-Man mod "Ms. Pac-Man") and cartoon, Pepper aids her husband, child, and spherical pets as they attempt to keep evil Mezmaron and his legion of smarmy ghosts from finding the "Power Pellet Forest." Which was retarded in the first place, because power pellets were the only thing that gave the Pacs the ability to eat the ghosts and send their eyeballs floating heinously back to their place of evil operation. That'd be like Bluto wrapping his fists in spinach and punching Popeye in the mouth.
I have a longstanding theory about the easiest way to beat Popeye in a fight. The spinach obviously works as a performance enhancing drug, because Popeye is a skinny old man with engorged forearms who rarely lands a punch without it. It doesn't just strengthen his muscles or make him more alert...it sets him on fire, fills his arms with battleships, turns his testicles into whirling sawblades, whatever. This is usually from one can of spinach. But what happens when he eats MORE than one can of spinach? What if he's forced to eat fifty cans? A hundred cans? TWO hundred cans? His body would overheat like the little dude from Excitebike and he'd flip out over his handlebars, i.e. overdose and collapse into a stoned frenzy. Chances are if he ate enough his body would develop a resistance, too, so not only would you be able to beat his ass that time, but probably every other time you fought. Then Bluto could get back to his business of hitting on chicks without fear of a deranged sailor breaking a car over his head. (more)
User Comments: Even though she's an anthropomorphic nad, Pepper is as sexy as the Pac-istanis come. I, for one, would like to play Doctor with Pepper. Her style was revolutionary for the early 80s: short, flipping hair a la Audrey Tautou and pink knee-high boots were unheard of, which is a coup for Pac-man, because knowing the 80s and knowing cartoons, if he'd put off committment for another few years he would've been Pac-fucking a giant yellow ball in British Knights and a hypercolor T-shirt.
And speaking of "Pac-fucking," in an episode review Matt from X-Entertainment questions how Pac-Man and his wife could consumate their marriage without sex organs, going so far as to have a baby without any visable orifices outside of the face. I and anyone else who preferred recess over learning in school know the answer is simple: Pac-Man grabs her by the nose and bounces up and down on her face.
User Rating: 
8.9/10 (19,500 votes)