| Mojo
Jojo (1995) Cartoon
The Powerpuff Girls
Animal
Monkey
Outfit: brain-cap / cape / shoulderpads / gogo boots
Tagline: Mostly
"POWAAAH PUFF GUUUUURLLSSSS!!!" but Jojo's odd
way of speaking is his trademark. State the objective of
the sentence and specifically describe the reasons and
consequences for the objective before reaching a period.
Example: "Excuse me sir, but can you direct me to
the location of where I can locate some eggs for I would
like to purchase them so that I can take them home with
me and I can eat them today."
Plot summary: Much
like all scientists a lack of FAITH IN GOD causes an
error in his plans, resulting in the creation of GODLESS
HUMAN LIFE in the form of three super-powered little
girls with birth deformities. These fingerless little
girls then defend the world/city of Townsville from
monsters, robots, and other assorted things that may or
may not have been made to GROOOOOOW by Rita Repulsa's
javelin throw from the moon. Cartoon Network plays the
show a dozen times a day in a desperate attempt to be
funny/kill time before Adult Swim as The Powerpuff Girls
continue their quest to become America's Hello Kitty. (more)
User
Comments:
Despite the heeled thigh-highs Mojo brings a distinct
villain sensibility to his wardrobe as nothing says
"I dislike positive society" like a huge purple
cape. Just ask Prince. We're lucky Mojo hasn't gotten to
the point where he's tired of humanity completely and
stars parading around in assless pants. That's a
dangerous thing for something with a big red ass to be
wearing. I would suggest that he wear something over his
brain-cap, because if I had my brain under that thing I
would've lost it at age one when I sent my walker
careening down a flight of stairs. Then my parents
would've had to mop up brain matter and shards of glass
along with the blood, and I wouldn't know how to do math.
So if a2 + b2 = c2, heads made of glass = bad idea.
But then again, having a glass head didn't stop Troy
Aikman from having a lucrative career in professional
football!
In a completely unrelated note, I prefer Mojo when he's
flanked by Major Domo trying to kill Longshot. SIGN MY
PETITION TO GET LONGSHOT INTO X3. ALSO WIDGET.
User
Rating:          7.9/10 (17,444 macabre
votes)
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