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Mojo Jojo (1995)

Cartoon
The Powerpuff Girls

Animal
Monkey

 

 

 

Outfit: brain-cap / cape / shoulderpads / gogo boots

Tagline: Mostly "POWAAAH PUFF GUUUUURLLSSSS!!!" but Jojo's odd way of speaking is his trademark. State the objective of the sentence and specifically describe the reasons and consequences for the objective before reaching a period. Example: "Excuse me sir, but can you direct me to the location of where I can locate some eggs for I would like to purchase them so that I can take them home with me and I can eat them today."

Plot summary: Much like all scientists a lack of FAITH IN GOD causes an error in his plans, resulting in the creation of GODLESS HUMAN LIFE in the form of three super-powered little girls with birth deformities. These fingerless little girls then defend the world/city of Townsville from monsters, robots, and other assorted things that may or may not have been made to GROOOOOOW by Rita Repulsa's javelin throw from the moon. Cartoon Network plays the show a dozen times a day in a desperate attempt to be funny/kill time before Adult Swim as The Powerpuff Girls continue their quest to become America's Hello Kitty. (more)

User Comments: Despite the heeled thigh-highs Mojo brings a distinct villain sensibility to his wardrobe as nothing says "I dislike positive society" like a huge purple cape. Just ask Prince. We're lucky Mojo hasn't gotten to the point where he's tired of humanity completely and stars parading around in assless pants. That's a dangerous thing for something with a big red ass to be wearing. I would suggest that he wear something over his brain-cap, because if I had my brain under that thing I would've lost it at age one when I sent my walker careening down a flight of stairs. Then my parents would've had to mop up brain matter and shards of glass along with the blood, and I wouldn't know how to do math. So if a2 + b2 = c2, heads made of glass = bad idea.

But then again, having a glass head didn't stop Troy Aikman from having a lucrative career in professional football!

In a completely unrelated note, I prefer Mojo when he's flanked by Major Domo trying to kill Longshot. SIGN MY PETITION TO GET LONGSHOT INTO X3. ALSO WIDGET.

User Rating: 7.9/10 (17,444 macabre votes)