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Johnny Bravo
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Outfit: jeans / black t-shirt/ sunglasses / pompadour
Tagline: "Whoa Mama!"
Plot summary: Barrel-chested rockabilly goes to gym, is unsuccessful with women. That's the headline I'd write for Johnny Bravo if I still wrote for my high school paper. I'm not in high school anymore. I've put away childish things. But that's still pretty much the entire premise of the show. He works out, and does not score with women. Oh, and he loves his mom. Johnny Bravo kind of sucks y'all. (more)
User Comments: You know the expression, "like watching paint dry?" Watching an episode of Johnny Bravo is kind of like watching paint dry, only the paint periodically flexes. Like, for years I would turn on the show and think I'd just missed the crux of the episode that explained what was going on, then I realized that there's just not a point to any of them. I'll admit that I, like everyone else, is eagerly awaiting those first pictures of The Rock with the big blonde pompadour, but I'm not entirely sure how you make a movie out of, "Excuse me ma'am, but I'm interested in you for sexual intercourse." *smack* . . . .*flex*. Hopefully he'll like, yell, "Hayooo!" and then adjust his strudel. Johnny Bravo's only cool when he's insulting Lillian Garcia.
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2.9/10 (13,003 votes)