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Inch High Private Eye (1973)

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Inch High, Private Eye

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Inch High Private Eye

 

 

Outfit: inch high renchcoat / half an inch high slacks / eighth of an inch high wingtipped shoes / fedora

Tagline: "The World's Biggest Little Detective!"

Plot summary: A private investigator with the birthname "Inch High" invents a potion that allows him to shrink down to an inch high, and somehow this helps him with his investigations. The potion is unstable and Inch High randomly becomes many inches high without warning, and hilarity ensues. And by "hilarity" I mean the stimulus response caused by visual confirmation that he has grown or shrunk. Inch High is helped out by his niece Laurie, her boyfriend Gator, and his dog Braveheart, who is really great until he fucks the freaking Queen of England and messes up that whole thing about missing his wife. (more)

User Comments: Inch High fulfills everything expected from a pre-1980's pre-Cheaters private eye, so from a fashion perspective he's unimaginative but solid. But I am ashamed that this dick is only an inch long.

Also, I'm glad Family Guy is coming back. Seth MacFarlane, if you ever read this, I want to make a formal request: Doesn't Inch High Private Eye look a hell of a lot like Peter Griffin in a lime trenchcoat?

Here, I'll write it for you.

Brian: Hey Peter, remember that time you were Inch High Private Eye?
Peter: *remembers being Inch High Private Eye*
Lois: Or the time you were that Public Service Announcement where the guy gets caught with weed and his dad who looks like Super Mario gets all in his business, like WHERE DID YOU LEARN THIS and the kid is all YOU ALL RIGHT, I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU.
Peter: *remembers being in that PSA*
Stewie: BLAST DAMN YOU BLAST WOMAN
Chris: *does pratfall into memories of old things*

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