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Inch
High Private Eye (1973) Cartoon
Inch High, Private Eye
Animal
Inch High Private Eye
Outfit: inch high
renchcoat / half an inch
high slacks / eighth of an
inch high wingtipped shoes / fedora
Tagline: "The
World's Biggest Little Detective!"
Plot summary: A
private investigator with the birthname "Inch
High" invents a potion that allows him to shrink
down to an inch high, and somehow this helps him with his
investigations. The potion is unstable and Inch High
randomly becomes many inches high without warning, and
hilarity ensues. And by "hilarity" I mean the
stimulus response caused by visual confirmation that he
has grown or shrunk. Inch High is helped out by his niece
Laurie, her boyfriend Gator, and his dog Braveheart, who
is really great until he fucks the freaking Queen of
England and messes up that whole thing about missing his
wife. (more)
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Comments:
Inch High fulfills everything expected from a pre-1980's
pre-Cheaters private eye, so from a fashion perspective
he's unimaginative but solid. But I am ashamed that this
dick is only an inch long.
Also, I'm glad Family Guy is coming back. Seth
MacFarlane, if you ever read this, I want to make a
formal request: Doesn't Inch High Private Eye look a hell
of a lot like Peter Griffin in a lime trenchcoat?
Here, I'll write it for you.
Brian: Hey Peter, remember that time you were Inch High
Private Eye?
Peter: *remembers being Inch High Private Eye*
Lois: Or the time you were that Public Service
Announcement where the guy gets caught with weed and his
dad who looks like Super Mario gets all in his business,
like WHERE DID YOU LEARN THIS and the kid is all YOU ALL
RIGHT, I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU.
Peter: *remembers being in that PSA*
Stewie: BLAST DAMN YOU BLAST WOMAN
Chris: *does pratfall into memories of old things*
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Rating:          5.0/10 (6,591 votes)
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