Cartoon
The Tom and Jerry/Grape Ape Show
The Grape Ape Show
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Animal
Grape ape
Outfit: bowtie / baseball cap / jacket
Tagline: "Grape Ape, Grape Ape."
Plot summary: A dog named Beegle Beagle drives a minivan across the country for no other reason than because the 40-foot tall purple gorilla riding on his roof likes to "put down" the bad guys. Now, it would be very entertaining if Grape Ape used "snaps" to put down the bad guys. For example, if somebody is robbing a bank, Grape Ape could shout, "Yo family so black, when they hold hands, it looks like a stretch limo! Grape Ape, Grape Ape!" Then the bank robbers would be temporarily served, giving the dog in the motor vehicle a chance for manslaughter. But since he's slightly retarded and a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG GORI-LI-LI-LI-LA he mostly just sits on shit. .(more)
User Comments: What a sight to see him jogging, block after block! Things begin to shake and quake and rattle and rock! And since a six foot ape's penis is about ten inches long, proportionally we are to deduce that a forty foot monkey has a sixty-seven inch monkey penis. So when he's jogging, block after block, I feel comfortable (or uncomfortable as it is) imagining ape wang cracking against the road, making big stinky sticky potholes like a perverted Hansel and Gretel of purple genitalia. Also, with Grape Ape sitting like that on Beegle Beagle's car, I don't want to be the carwash in charge of cleaning his roof. You think getting a splotch of bird poo off your back window is bad, try pulling a fourteen-foot turd out of a hatchback.
Grape Ape is awesome.
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Rating: 
8.8/10 (30,902 votes)