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Pound Puppies
All New Pound Puppies

Animal
object of sexual desire to Jerry "The King" Lawler





Outfit: flea collar / satin jacket / depressing future

Tagline: "Yo, Pound Puppies!"

Plot summary: Making the idea of a homeless, soon-to-be-put-down dog into a hilarious children's show, the "Pound Puppies," based on the line of stuffed Tonka Toys, chronicled the daily events at Wagga Wagga Pound.  Eleven-year old Holly and her canine friends she prefers to hang out with instead of feed must simultaneously search for happy homes while avoiding the evil schemes of Katrina and Brattina Stoneheart, two high society females who have nothing better to do with their time than plot to keep pets from being adopted.

The show is a cult favorite and remains popular to this day, from a combination of nostalgia, the high quality of the Pound Puppies toys, and people who have their masturbation interrupted by an inaccurate bestiality Google search. (more)

User Comments: Cooler was the leader of the Pound Puppies because he used the money he earned working as a spreader of bad luck on casino floors to buy himself a "Members Only" jacket.  That, and because he was one of like four dogs at the pound who didn't just lay in the corner sleeping and looking sad because nobody loves them. 

I don't know where the animated world's class-distinction hard-on for dogs comes from, but it's obvious and depressing.  In Disney, an animated dog can only be brainless and obedient (Pluto) or an extreme sports single father (Goofy).   There isn't usually a middle ground.  If a dog is of normal dog intelligence he's a faithful sidekick (Jonny Quest had Bandit, George Jetson had Astro), and if he's of any moderate intelligence he ends up solving mysteries like Scooby-Doo.  These Pound Puppies walk on their hind legs and speak, shouldn't they get some kind of privileges?   I know we can start handing some of these dogs out for mystery solving purposes before we have to put them to sleep.  Don't the Speed Buggy people need a dog?   Let Cooler hang out with them.  He could stick his head out of the side of the buggy.  Then Cooler's head would prevail. 

User Rating: 5.2/10 (3,444 votes)