Hello. If you're new here, this is what we do.
1. You leave a comment below, describing the lunch you ate today (or, if you have not eaten lunch yet today, yesterday).
2. Time permitting, I will respond with a 1-through-10 rating of your lunch, and an explanation of said ruling.
3. You will accept said ruling as correct, absolute, and superseding of all rulings on the municipal, state, or federal levels.
I will start. Do you see that lunch above? That is the lunch I ate today. It was procured from Lil Cheezers, a sandwich establishment a few blocks from my home. It is a chorizo, fried egg, and cheese sandwich, served with french fries and house-made ketchup. The fries were fine, and the ketchup was quite good.
But goodness, that sandwich. It was absolutely not health food, and it bordered on excess, but it was delicious and it was exactly what I was looking for. There is a ceiling for patently-unhealthy lunches, and that ceiling is 8, and I certainly hit it.
Friend, it is your turn.