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** Online Host ** KingOfPap has given up a run-scoring single to Brooks Conrad, the Tampa Bay Rays vs. Philadelphia Phillies Chatroom is now 6-6.
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KingOfPap: daw durnit |
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KingOfPap: hay filly's, if anyboty can hep me win a game not lose a gam i give u all my 'llowance evry bit of it |
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PierrePants: how much is that exactly |
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KingOfPap: /digs into pockets
/removes slingshot, button, frog
/counts out change in hand
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KingOfPap: this many thousen /holds up five fingers |
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PierrePants: woah |
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ACliffLeeTiltingPlanet: holy shit Pap, how do have five thousand dollars of allowance? |
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KingOfPap: savin up 2 buy candys |
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ACliffLeeTiltingPlanet: how much do you think candy costs |
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WordUpThome: WOULD A DINGER SUFFICE |
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KingOfPap: ya thad be perfec |
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PierrePants: I'm out. |
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KingOfPap: u hit homrun i give u all my lowance |
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WordUpThome: THAT IS LITERALLY THE BEST REASON EVER TO HIT DINGERS, ALLOWANCE IS GREAT; IT IS THE AMOUNT OF MONIES YOU ARE ALLOWED |
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WordUpThome: BY SOME BODY |
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ACliffLeeTiltingPlanet: I don't want to be "that guy" but we are all millionaires, you remember that, right |
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PierrePants: I'm not, I had to use intangibles to get to work today |
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WhereAndyGriffithPoops: yeah me either, I'm only in the majors 'cause Ryan Howard can't keep his legs on his body |
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ACliffLeeTiltingPlanet: okay, well, WE are all millionaires /gestures |
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WordUpThome: DO YOU MEAN THE WHITE PEOPLE |
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KingOfPap: ya white ppl r rich!!! yayyyy!!! |
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WordUpThome: HOO-RAY |
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WhereAndyGriffithPoops: /sulks away |
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PierrePants: /stuffs sock into shoe, imagines he's eating a Hot Pocket |
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WordUpThome: BE ARBY, GOTTA DING THE DANG OUT OF THIS DINGER |
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** Online Host ** Moments later --
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WordUpThome: RAY GUYS THIS IS JI |
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WordUpThome: JIM THOME |
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McGeeAndMe: hello Jim I'm Jake McGee I'm from San Jose where are you from! |
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WordUpThome: LITERALLY EVERYWHERE |
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McGeeAndMe: lol that sounds nice I'm a pitcher for Tampa Bay Rays! |
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WordUpThome: OH OK |
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WordUpThome: YOU SEEM LIKE SUCH A NICE YOUNG PAL -- 'TIS A SHAME I MUST STRAIGHT-UP BEAR ATTACK YOU WITH MY MIGHTY BLOWS |
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McGeeAndMe: why would you do that |
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WordUpThome: ALLOWANCE |
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McGeeAndMe: 'let's rock' (my favorite Al Bundy quote!) /throws pitch |
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WordUpThome: /mashes tater |
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** Online Host ** WordUpThome has homered, and the Philadelphia Phillies have won the chatroom 7-6.
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KingOfPap: yayayayayaya |
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WordUpThome: FIVE LEARGE PLEASE |
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KingOfPap: k lemme wri u chek /unfolds torn-out piece of spiral notebook paper
/writes "to jim tomy all my lowance love jon ppl" in red crayon
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WordUpThome: TIME TO LIVE AMONGST MY DREAMS |
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ACliffLeeTiltingPlanet: I thought you already lived your dreams that time you met, then ate Fudgie the Whale. |
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WordUpThome: NO CLIFFLY, ADDITIONAL DREAMS |
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WordUpThome: I WILL USE THIS MONEY TO MOVE TO BALTIMORE AND 24/7 PRETEND LIKE I AM A CASTED MEMBER OF THE GREATEST AFRICAN-AMERICAN DRAMA IN TELEVISION'S HISTORY |
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WordUpThome: IF I CAN'T GET A JOB AS A GARBAGE-STYLE MAN OR FIND OUT WHERE ROC LIVED I'LL JUST PLAY FOR THE ORIOLES AND PRETEND TO BE ON THE WIRE |
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** Online Host ** Meanwhile, in the Tampa Bay Rays Chatroom...
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: aight nerdz 5 whopper coupons an a envelope of loose sack-of-jawea dollars to any a y'alls who walks us offward with a homer |
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KeppingUpWithTheKardashians: The game's already over, stupid, that's not how baseball works. |
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UptonGirl: are you even on our roster still |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oic |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: maybe when i go to burgers king i can axe them if 'haven it my way' includes shoven 1 a them ovular-ass classic chicken sanwiches up you're fucken ass holes |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: fuck |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: GUYS CUSSING IS WORKING |
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