Hello, friend, and welcome to Week 18 of LUNCH JUDGMENT. Here is what happens now:
1. You leave a comment below, describing the lunch you ate today. (If you are a West Coaster, you are permitted to submit yesterday's lunch for judgment.)
2. I will then, time permitting, rate your lunch on a scale of 1 to 10, and do my best to provide a rationale.
3. You will accept this judgment as absolute, binding, and superseding of all local, state, or federal rulings.
Let's have it, then.