TheAncientMariner: Hey Bob you wanned to see me |
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STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: Yes, I did. They wanted me to deliver this news personally. I'm sorry, but you're being let go because of the sexual harrassment episode. |
TheAncientMariner: aw man! comon man! |
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STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: You deliver a compelling argument, but I'm afraid nothing can be done. While you're here, though, I was wondering whether I could interview you for Outside the Lines tonight. |
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STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: I was thinking we could do a story asking "is it bad to sexually harrass women" and then interview some sexually harrassed women, and then focus a camera on slamming prison door while an inmate sits out-of-focus in the background, and then videoconference with some guy with a really nice varnished oak bookshelf behind him with lots of books on it, and then conclude that yes, it is wrong. |
TheAncientMariner: aw man comon! I'm a great broacaser and the thing about that is, I'm good at sayin wors |
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STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS: No! You're not good at saying words! It's like you're reading your lines off an episode of Wheel of Fortune where the idiot contestant won't guess the letter T. You should ditch the suit and just wear a T-shirt that says "PHRASE". |
TheAncientMariner: Man! A penny savis a penny earn! Harol Reynols is better ennat! I'm gonna show you! I'm gonna lan on my feet! |
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TheAncientMariner: Hey guys whas goin on i'm ready for my firs day hey how come my pishure's all blurry? |
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salley_forth: This is Fox Sports, man! We split our network up into different regions, and therefore we can't be bothered to produce a picture quality that doesn't look like the Weezer video that came on the Windows 95 CD. |
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| double_dibble: Yeah, and our mics make us sound like we're talking through kazoos. It's great! | |
salley_forth: Oh man! It's time for "The Best Damn Sports Show Period", known colloquially as "Best Damn"! Of course that's theoretical, given that pretty much nobody refers to us at all, much less colloquially. |
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| double_dibble: Our first guest today is some baseball player's hot wife!!!!! We're going to ask her about her husband's balls--er---baseballs!!!!!!!!! | |
salley_forth: shitty fuck cock cunt! this is a channel that kids watch! taintwhore buttjob |
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TheAncientMariner: You guys are horrble. How do you get to stay on TV? |
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| double_dibble: Well they were going to replace me with Peter Gammons, since recuperating-from-aneurysm Peter Gammons is still a billion times better than any of us, but he emerged from his coma just long enough to communicate "hell no are you on crack" with his hands. | |
TheAncientMariner: Guys this is ridiclous. It's like when that company stahred makin those Lego ripoffs and callin em Better Blocks. Sure they fit with Legos but who wanted em? They were a cheap knockoff of the rehl thing. You guys are tryin too hard. |
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double_dibble: wait, i'm lost can you please simplify that in terms of duplo |
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