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Ep. 173: Where Did The First Retching Take Place

We discuss the feature film "Deadpool." Here there be spoilers, throughout.

Ep. 173: Where Did The First Retching Take Place

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We discuss the feature film "Deadpool." Here there be spoilers, throughout.

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Revisiting the Kevin Smith library: 'Chasing Amy'

Emily Rowley and Bill Hanstock have decided to re-watch the entire Kevin Smith oeuvre. Is "Chasing Amy" as awful in hindsight as we feared?

Revisiting the Kevin Smith library: 'Chasing Amy'

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Emily Rowley and Bill Hanstock have decided to re-watch the entire Kevin Smith oeuvre. Is "Chasing Amy" as awful in hindsight as we feared?

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Etaurnity, Pt 2: Centaur-themed paranormal romance

The next hot trend in supernatural young adult fiction is centaurs. Please enjoy an excerpt from "Etaurnity," the newest soon-to-be smash hit in YASF.

Etaurnity, Pt 2: Centaur-themed paranormal romance

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The next hot trend in supernatural young adult fiction is centaurs. Please enjoy an excerpt from "Etaurnity," the newest soon-to-be smash hit in YASF.

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It's Banda Week!

Banda Week is a week wherein we listen to banda and talk at length about how awesome banda is. It's really awesome.

It's Banda Week!

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Banda Week is a week wherein we listen to banda and talk at length about how awesome banda is. It's really awesome.

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Revisiting the Kevin Smith library: 'Mallrats'

Emily Rowley and Bill Hanstock have decided to re-watch the entire Kevin Smith oeuvre. Do we still love the smell of commerce in the morning?

Revisiting the Kevin Smith library: 'Mallrats'

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Emily Rowley and Bill Hanstock have decided to re-watch the entire Kevin Smith oeuvre. Do we still love the smell of commerce in the morning?

'Simon Sez': A movie with a Dennis Rodman sex scene

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A review of the 1999 Dennis Rodman vehicle. Featuring vehicles.

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Make Time For An Old Friend: RIP Joe Son's Nuts

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UFC used to be very different. Enjoy this video of a guy getting his balls punched until he gives up.

A eulogy for SkyMall, the catalog for rich idiots

As dawn goes down to day, nothing gold can stay.

108 words about 'Turn Down For What.'

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This one time I heard a song...

jon's sandwich shop has re-opened for business.

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after spending more than six months at the drawing board, we at jon's sandwich shop are pleased to introduce our newest venture, sand:WICH.

'Wrestling Isn't Wrestling' is terrific

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It's got something for everyone. And it's pretty much all completely accurate.

Sons of Anarchy: Papa's Goods

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And so we've come to the end of the road. Still I can't let go.

A statement from Jon regarding his web tools comme

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Friday, Jon posted a tweet about web tools that sparked controversy and confusion. Here is his statement on today's developments.

Joys of Jell-O

From the Progressive Boink vault (2007) — There's always room for uncontrollable vomiting with 1962's "Joys of Jell-O," a publication that predates the introduction of Jell-O Pudding by 9 years.

Six things

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I have zero respect for any set of beliefs that excludes people for being how they were born.

Story Of Intrigue: True/Detective

"Stories of Intrigue" is a pastiche of terrible amateur genre fiction. Another way of explaining it: here is a story written by the dumbest motherfucker taking Intro to Creative Writing at your...

'BMX Bandits': A movie sort of about bikes

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Australia made a movie about BMX in 1983. Sort of.

'Surf's Up': A movie where birds pee on each other

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I mean, other stuff happens, too. But come on.

Browsing the sports section of SkyMall

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SkyMall is, of course, a world of wonders. Let's wonder about these sporting goods together.

The trans-Pacific McDonald's Supperjump

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Following in the footsteps of the esteemed Jon Bois, Bill Hanstock attempted the first trans-Pacific Supperjump. Here's how he fared at the world's saddest sport.

Your Granddaddy Built This Brand.

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Son, I reckon it's about time I told ye how I come up. Where ye come from. The story of your people, 'cause son, blood is all ye really got in the end. Sit yerself down for a spell. Y'see, it all...

Stories Of Intrigue: The Madman Strikes Back.

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"Stories of Intrigue" is a pastiche of terrible amateur genre fiction. Another way of explaining it: here is a story written by the dumbest motherfucker taking Intro to Creative Writing at your...

The Internal Monologue Of A Video Game NPC.

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A-dee-dee-dooo, standin' in one place. A-dum-dum-deeeee. God, this is so boring. Hey, I wonder if they ever caught that mass murderer who earlier today was indiscriminately slaughtering security...

You Must Be Prepared.

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For years, photographer Oleg Volk has been producing pro-2nd Amendment posters destined to adorn the Facebook walls of angry uncles all over the country.

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