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I'm going to watch Dawson's Creek straight through

This January I am going to watch every episode of Dawson's Creek back-to-back without stopping. There is literally no good reason to do this, so I am doing it for charity.

I'm going to watch Dawson's Creek straight through

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This January I am going to watch every episode of Dawson's Creek back-to-back without stopping. There is literally no good reason to do this, so I am doing it for charity.

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Episode 116: Look Out Lazerface, It's Bonesmasher!

In which differences between two Southern California theme parks are discussed.

Episode 116: Look Out Lazerface, It's Bonesmasher!

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In which differences between two Southern California theme parks are discussed.

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Sons of Anarchy: Papa's Goods

And so we've come to the end of the road. Still I can't let go.

Sons of Anarchy: Papa's Goods

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And so we've come to the end of the road. Still I can't let go.

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jon's sandwich shop has re-opened for business.

after spending more than six months at the drawing board, we at jon's sandwich shop are pleased to introduce our newest venture, sand:WICH.

jon's sandwich shop has re-opened for business.

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after spending more than six months at the drawing board, we at jon's sandwich shop are pleased to introduce our newest venture, sand:WICH.

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If I Were An 18 Year-Old State Legislator

Obviously a teenager should be elected to political office. Obviously. I just wish I'd thought of it first.

If I Were An 18 Year-Old State Legislator

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Obviously a teenager should be elected to political office. Obviously. I just wish I'd thought of it first.

Episode 115: Up Dawson's Creek Without A Paddle

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Soon, Pete will attempt an incredible "Dawson's Creek" feat. It will be harrowing.

108 words about 'Turn Down For What.'

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This one time I heard a song...

A statement from Jon regarding his web tools comme

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Friday, Jon posted a tweet about web tools that sparked controversy and confusion. Here is his statement on today's developments.

#DoLoThroDo14: The Aftermath

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The third annual and largest Doritos Locos Taco Throwdown is at an end. Let's find out whether any records were set and how much sodium was consumed.

Joys of Jell-O

From the Progressive Boink vault (2007) — There's always room for uncontrollable vomiting with 1962's "Joys of Jell-O," a publication that predates the introduction of Jell-O Pudding by 9 years.

Six things

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I have zero respect for any set of beliefs that excludes people for being how they were born.

Story Of Intrigue: True/Detective

"Stories of Intrigue" is a pastiche of terrible amateur genre fiction. Another way of explaining it: here is a story written by the dumbest motherfucker taking Intro to Creative Writing at your...

'BMX Bandits': A movie sort of about bikes

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Australia made a movie about BMX in 1983. Sort of.

'Surf's Up': A movie where birds pee on each other

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I mean, other stuff happens, too. But come on.

'Drumline,' the most sports movie ever

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When you're making a sports movie, you need to hit all the right notes. What about when you're making a movie about hitting all the right notes?

Happy 10th birthday, Progressive Boink

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On September 9th, 2003, Jon, Brandon, Nick and Justin launched Progressive Boink. It was a crappy site and they all shut it down to join baseball teams/the Army. Just kidding! Here is a sappy...

Browsing the sports section of SkyMall

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SkyMall is, of course, a world of wonders. Let's wonder about these sporting goods together.

The trans-Pacific McDonald's Supperjump

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Following in the footsteps of the esteemed Jon Bois, Bill Hanstock attempted the first trans-Pacific Supperjump. Here's how he fared at the world's saddest sport.

MLB
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Pirates Enthusiasts dot GIF: The stories

These people are very enthusiastic about the Pittsburgh Pirates. Let's take a peek behind the curtain.

Your Granddaddy Built This Brand.

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Son, I reckon it's about time I told ye how I come up. Where ye come from. The story of your people, 'cause son, blood is all ye really got in the end. Sit yerself down for a spell. Y'see, it all...

Stories Of Intrigue: The Madman Strikes Back.

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"Stories of Intrigue" is a pastiche of terrible amateur genre fiction. Another way of explaining it: here is a story written by the dumbest motherfucker taking Intro to Creative Writing at your...

The Internal Monologue Of A Video Game NPC.

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A-dee-dee-dooo, standin' in one place. A-dum-dum-deeeee. God, this is so boring. Hey, I wonder if they ever caught that mass murderer who earlier today was indiscriminately slaughtering security...

You Must Be Prepared.

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For years, photographer Oleg Volk has been producing pro-2nd Amendment posters destined to adorn the Facebook walls of angry uncles all over the country.

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