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Episode 82: A Two-Bible Hotel Room

Gumbo! Beignets! Jazz! It can only be one thing: the Big Apple!

Episode 82: A Two-Bible Hotel Room

Gumbo! Beignets! Jazz! It can only be one thing: the Big Apple!

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Stories of Intrigue

Story Of Intrigue: True/Detective

"Stories of Intrigue" is a pastiche of terrible amateur genre fiction. Another way of explaining it: here is a story written by the dumbest motherfucker taking Intro to Creative Writing at your...

Story Of Intrigue: True/Detective

"Stories of Intrigue" is a pastiche of terrible amateur genre fiction. Another way of explaining it: here is a story written by the dumbest motherfucker taking Intro to Creative Writing at your...

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Six things

I have zero respect for any set of beliefs that excludes people for being how they were born.

Six things

I have zero respect for any set of beliefs that excludes people for being how they were born.

Happy 10th birthday, Progressive Boink

On September 9th, 2003, Jon, Brandon, Nick and Justin launched Progressive Boink. It was a crappy site and they all shut it down to join baseball teams/the Army. Just kidding! Here is a sappy article about it.

Episode 81: Henry Rollins Is Tiny

In which Muppets Most Wanted discussion happens. Because it's us.

Episode 80: Speaking Of Enterprise Sexytimes

Star Trek and New Yorker cartoons. One of these is a thing everyone needs.

Episode 79: A Lady Got On The News

Julie returns! Learn about Montreal and butts with us.

Episode 78: Nazis Clean Up At This Thing

Stefanie Turner joins us to talk Oscars. And Girl Scout cookies.

Episode 77: The Garden State Episode

After weeks of hype, the Garden State episode is finally here! Amy Nicholson joins us for MAXIMUM FILM DISCUSSION.

'BMX Bandits': A movie sort of about bikes

Australia made a movie about BMX in 1983. Sort of.

Episode 75: I Am A Powerful Wizard

It's like my daddy always told me: tap mana twice, cast once.

Episode 74: It's Very Cool To Smoke

In which cereal is discussed.

'Surf's Up': A movie where birds pee on each other

I mean, other stuff happens, too. But come on.

Yahoo-baseball

'Drumline,' the most sports movie ever

When you're making a sports movie, you need to hit all the right notes. What about when you're making a movie about hitting all the right notes?

#DoLoThroDo Oh-Thirteen: The Aftermath

We all ate tacos. Here's all the tacos we ate.

Presenting the Doritos Locos Taco Throwdown

It happens on Saturday, September 28. Hold onto your butts.

Browsing the sports section of SkyMall

SkyMall is, of course, a world of wonders. Let's wonder about these sporting goods together.

The trans-Pacific McDonald's Supperjump

Following in the footsteps of the esteemed Jon Bois, Bill Hanstock attempted the first trans-Pacific Supperjump. Here's how he fared at the world's saddest sport.

Pirates Enthusiasts dot GIF: The stories

These people are very enthusiastic about the Pittsburgh Pirates. Let's take a peek behind the curtain.

Your Granddaddy Built This Brand.

Son, I reckon it's about time I told ye how I come up. Where ye come from. The story of your people, 'cause son, blood is all ye really got in the end. Sit yerself down for a spell. Y'see, it all...

Tebow in the CFL: A memoir

It is the year 2024, and Tim Tebow has spent the last decade playing in the CFL. Here, in his personal memoirs, he reflects upon the start of a journey as strange as it was beautiful.

Stories Of Intrigue: The Madman Strikes Back.

"Stories of Intrigue" is a pastiche of terrible amateur genre fiction. Another way of explaining it: here is a story written by the dumbest motherfucker taking Intro to Creative Writing at your...

Worshipping the death machines

This Saturday, Kentucky Derby season is ushered in with Thunder Over Louisville, the largest fireworks show in America. It's upstaged by an air show of America's most fearsome fighter jets. They are evil, and terrible, and beautiful.

The Internal Monologue Of A Video Game NPC.

A-dee-dee-dooo, standin' in one place. A-dum-dum-deeeee. God, this is so boring. Hey, I wonder if they ever caught that mass murderer who earlier today was indiscriminately slaughtering security...

You Must Be Prepared.

For years, photographer Oleg Volk has been producing pro-2nd Amendment posters destined to adorn the Facebook walls of angry uncles all over the country.

A Conspiracy Truther Talks Current Events.

Oh man, y'all hear about the pope quitting? Funny thing, though. When'd he say — heh, with apologies to Johnny Paycheck, heh — "take this job and shove it"? February 11, 2013. Same day Mountain...

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