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Episode 96: A Parade Of Slurs

Discussions about race and the Insane Clown Posse. That's what you're here for, right?

Episode 96: A Parade Of Slurs

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Discussions about race and the Insane Clown Posse. That's what you're here for, right?

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Jon's favorite albums of the 2010s

HELLO KENDRICK. COULD YOU PLEASE RETURN MY SET OF DOMINOES AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE? THANK YOU

Jon's favorite albums of the 2010s

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HELLO KENDRICK. COULD YOU PLEASE RETURN MY SET OF DOMINOES AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE? THANK YOU

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jon's sandwich shop has re-opened for business.

we are pleased to announce that jon's sandwich shop has re-opened for business.

jon's sandwich shop has re-opened for business.

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we are pleased to announce that jon's sandwich shop has re-opened for business.

Story Of Intrigue: True/Detective

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"Stories of Intrigue" is a pastiche of terrible amateur genre fiction. Another way of explaining it: here is a story written by the dumbest motherfucker taking Intro to Creative Writing at your...

Episode 95: Garfield's Cool, Right?

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Birthdays, Garfield and Lil' Kim. We only talk about the important things here.

Episode 94: Chicken-Neck The Hot Dog

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Happy Independence Day! Let's watch a bunch of guys eat hot dogs!

Episode 93: A Poem Lovely As A Butt

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It's another music episode! We like music.

Episode 92: They're Always Serving Hot Dogs

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In which we tell you what happens when you die.

Episode 91: For A While Moby Had A Blog

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The city of Los Angeles is discussed. And Pete graduates.

Six things

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I have zero respect for any set of beliefs that excludes people for being how they were born.

Episode 90: And Lo, Thomas Sacked Up

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This week's podcast might possibly be a little blasphemous. But it's all in good fun.

Episode 89: You're not marrying Batwoman

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In which gay superheroes are imagined.

Happy 10th birthday, Progressive Boink

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On September 9th, 2003, Jon, Brandon, Nick and Justin launched Progressive Boink. It was a crappy site and they all shut it down to join baseball teams/the Army. Just kidding! Here is a sappy...

'BMX Bandits': A movie sort of about bikes

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Australia made a movie about BMX in 1983. Sort of.

'Surf's Up': A movie where birds pee on each other

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I mean, other stuff happens, too. But come on.

'Drumline,' the most sports movie ever

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When you're making a sports movie, you need to hit all the right notes. What about when you're making a movie about hitting all the right notes?

#DoLoThroDo Oh-Thirteen: The Aftermath

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We all ate tacos. Here's all the tacos we ate.

Presenting the Doritos Locos Taco Throwdown

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It happens on Saturday, September 28. Hold onto your butts.

Browsing the sports section of SkyMall

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SkyMall is, of course, a world of wonders. Let's wonder about these sporting goods together.

The trans-Pacific McDonald's Supperjump

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Following in the footsteps of the esteemed Jon Bois, Bill Hanstock attempted the first trans-Pacific Supperjump. Here's how he fared at the world's saddest sport.

MLB
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Pirates Enthusiasts dot GIF: The stories

These people are very enthusiastic about the Pittsburgh Pirates. Let's take a peek behind the curtain.

Your Granddaddy Built This Brand.

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Son, I reckon it's about time I told ye how I come up. Where ye come from. The story of your people, 'cause son, blood is all ye really got in the end. Sit yerself down for a spell. Y'see, it all...

Stories Of Intrigue: The Madman Strikes Back.

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"Stories of Intrigue" is a pastiche of terrible amateur genre fiction. Another way of explaining it: here is a story written by the dumbest motherfucker taking Intro to Creative Writing at your...

Worshipping the death machines

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This Saturday, Kentucky Derby season is ushered in with Thunder Over Louisville, the largest fireworks show in America. It's upstaged by an air show of America's most fearsome fighter jets. They...

The Internal Monologue Of A Video Game NPC.

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A-dee-dee-dooo, standin' in one place. A-dum-dum-deeeee. God, this is so boring. Hey, I wonder if they ever caught that mass murderer who earlier today was indiscriminately slaughtering security...

You Must Be Prepared.

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For years, photographer Oleg Volk has been producing pro-2nd Amendment posters destined to adorn the Facebook walls of angry uncles all over the country.

A Conspiracy Truther Talks Current Events.

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Oh man, y'all hear about the pope quitting? Funny thing, though. When'd he say — heh, with apologies to Johnny Paycheck, heh — "take this job and shove it"? February 11, 2013. Same day Mountain Dew...

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