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Now
entering 1997: MuchoRonde |
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Hobbes, meet my duplicate! |
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Oog, I'm not sure I'm ready for this. 
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Ok, dupe! Hobbes and I are going
out to play. You clean my locker, and when you'r
edone, I've got some pee-wee leagues you can
visit, too.
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forget it, bub! find some other sucker to do
your dirty work! last one to the 50 is a
rotten egg! |
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He's a duplicate of you, all
right.
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What do you mean? This guy is a total
jerk! |
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Now
entering 2005: PolynesianHairstylist |
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guys? it's ok to come out! it's
me, number 21. i'm home. |
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How were the playoffs today? |
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ahh, we got shut out in the first
round by the panthers

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Geez, you guys! Even I don't miss
the Superbow' every YEAR! You're making me look
bad! |
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look, ronde, if you don't like our
performance, you can go back to the superbow' YOURSELF! |
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whoa, let's not jump to conclusions!
i'm just saying there's room for improvement. |
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hey tiki, were you able to take a
swipe at your own coach? |
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yeah! the media was all over it! i
told 'em we got outcoached by our former defensive
coordinator
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haha, crazy media'll eat up
anything

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yeah but ya know i did kinda enjoy
bein' on tv a whole bunch

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Hobbes, we've got to get rid of these
duplicates! All they do is get me in trouble and
lose when they make the Playoffs! |
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Everyone thinks I'M playing all these
rotten games, when really it's a duplicate! I'm being
framed by my own doubles! |
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It appears you've just perpetrated
another defeat.

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The worst part is that I don't even
have the fun of playing the games I'm getting blamed
for. |
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All right, what did you guys do NOW? |
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you'd better hide, ronde. your fans
are on the warpath!
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They're coming! Quick, get under these
boxes!
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THERE YOU ARE! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO
SAY FOR YOURSELF? I WANT AN EXPLANATION FOR THAT SPRAINED ANKLE IN THE SECOND
HALF OF THE SUPERBOW'
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tell 'em you need a bigger salary!

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yeah, like $62 million for 8 years
big!

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Um, can i get back to you on this,
fans? |
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Now
reading the riot act: SEA_HAWKER |
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Boy, my fans sure read me the riot
act, didn't they? |
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psst, ronde! is the coast clear?
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did your fans go away yet? can we
come out now?
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Oh no!
Your fans are coming back! |
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There they are! Stay in the box, guys!
Keep quiet! |
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i don't hear her. do you?
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hey, what's going on out there?
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