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Now
entering ESPN's Sunday NFL
Countdown |
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Coming off of a huge win against
Kansas City last week, the 2-3 "Pitts Boig" Steelers have a chance
to rekindle their Superbow' champion winning ways
today in Atlanta. Are the Steelers back for good MIKE DITKA? |
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frankly, chris, i don't think we're
seeing the same ben roethlisberger that |
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More importantly did you like my
intentionally accented pronunciation on the word
"Pitts Boig" MIKE DITKA? |
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nothing i just thought irvin was doing
this segment with me |
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MICHAEL IRVIN IS NO LONGER DOIN THIS
SEGMENTS BECAUSE HE IS RETARDED. I AXED HIM SO MYSELF
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fair enough. as i was saying about
roethlisberger, what he has to |
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OH NOW WHAT IN THE SAM HILL L JACKSON
IS THIS RETARDED NONSENSE
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who are
you calling retarded you haven't even let me finish
my thought |
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NO I MEAN LOOKIT WHAT'S
GOIN ON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE TOUCH SCREEN
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Now
appearing at the bottom of the
touch screen:
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holy cow the colts are letting up
that many rush yards per |
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NO DITKA I MEANT
THE GRAPHICS
LOOKIT THE GRAPHICS
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OH NOTHING EXCEPT OH WAIT IS THAT
BASEBALL PLAYER CURT SCHILLING
WHY, PRAY TELL, IS CURT SCHILLING STANDING NEXT TO A STEELERS LOGO
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Cause I'm a big Steeler
fan! Got a jersey and a giant yellow and
black foam finger and everything!
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WHICH IS A GREAT REASON FOR YOU TO
REPRESENT THEM ON A TELEVISION SHOW ABOUT FOOTBALL
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ok, clearly there appears to be an
error up in our graphics department. we apologize
for that, folks.
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CLEARLY THERE APPEARS TO BE A RETARDED
PERSON UP IN OUR GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT WHO IS UNDER
THE IMPRESSION THAT THIS SHOW IS CALLED SUNDAY BASEBALL'S
BIGGEST RIVALRY RETURNS COUNTDOWN
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OH AND LAST I CHECKED RANDY JOHNSON
WAS NOT A MEMBER OF THE ATLANTA FALCONS
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was the last time you checked after
the 1970 season?
if so that may explain it.
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Now
entering: MediumSizedUnit |
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I'm all set and ready to toss around
the old pig skin, if you know what I mean!
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randy you played in the late '60s
and early '70s. get your outdated jargon right
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ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT I'M ABOUT TO GO
KICK SOMEONE IN THE GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT'S FACE
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Now
losing the game by a field goal in
the last seconds of the chat:
Philadelphia Eagles |
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