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Hey, um... guys? Has anyone
seen Ben? |
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I haven't seen him since
yesterday! |
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b-b-but... the superbow'
starts in like...
a half hour! |
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HOW WE SPOSED TO WIN
THE SUPERBOW' WITHOUT OUR STAR CORTERBACK! |
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what are we gonna tell
coach? |
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Now
entering : Cowher_in_Fear |
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Ok gentlemen! I have something
very important to... say, you guys look worried. Is everything
alright? |
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We gots a bit of a problem... |
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Aw, don't worry. I know
the Superbow' is a big deal and all, but it's just like playing
any other game. |
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Just, you know, with better
commercials.
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It's true, Coach! We don't
remember where we put him!
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Ohhh, is that hat this
is about/
We didn't LOSE Ben, guys. |
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No, of course not. He
came to me earlier in the week and said he found a new calling
in life and couldn't play in the Superbow'. |
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An... an you just let
him GO? |
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Yes. He wants to train
his puppy to play in Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl. And when I
saw the determination in his eyes, I... I just couldn't say
no. |
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WTF COACH THIS IS THE
SUPERBOW'
WE NEED BEN! |
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Not to worry, guys. We
worked it all out. We found a great replacement! |
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Who, fucking Tommy Maddox? |
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YEAH, IS HE WRONG OR
WHAT? |
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Don't be ridiculous. I'm
well aware that this is the Superbow' |
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Fellas, I want to you
to meet an old college buddy of mine...
Come on in, pal! |
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Now
entering : rofflesbrgr |
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I ain't yer pal, dickface. |
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AW MAN I BARELY RECOGNIZED
HIM ON BEN'S SCREEN NAME |
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That's the idea, Jerome!
We're just gonna let Ogre here wear Ben's uniform, & no
one will no the difference! |
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coach i didn't know you
was an alpha beta! |
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Oh, I wasn't. I was a
tri-lam.
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