Todd Sharpe (former Vice President of Public Relations)
K-R-A-F-T? Shit, in the 70's you could've spelled it P-U-S-S-Y and I don't think anyone would've known the difference. We weren't just the life of the party. We were the party. We were rock stars, man. Shit, we were above rock stars. We'd hire rock stars to do our laundry. Rick Davies came over to clean my pool on two non-consecutive occasions. That's a true story. You can ask around. Check this out. Lou Gramm used to be my chauffeur. How's that for some shit?