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Teh_Iron_Horse has entered the chatroom. |
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HacksawDugan:
so how'd it go at the doctor's office? |
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Teh_Iron_Horse:
Not so well. |
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giard_de_laurentiis:
I BET YOU JUST GOT THE COMMON COLD. AIN'T THAT RIGHT.
HEY FELLAS LOU HERE'S GOT THE COMMON COLD. |
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Teh_Iron_Horse:
No, sadly it's much worse than that. I've got a
degenerative nerve disease known as "Lou Gerhig's Disease." |
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HacksawDugan:
i always figgered you'd get that |
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giard_de_laurentiis:
THAT AIN'T SO BAD, LOU. HEY FELLAS TELL LOU IT AIN'T
SO BAD. |
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atll_do_pig:
Yeah Lou, it ain't so bad. One time I hooked up with
this broad in a whorehouse down in Kansas City and got these huge blisters all over my
mouth. |
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HacksawDugan:
you shouldn't worry about your nerves lou, i was born with a
cleft palate. women run screaming from me like a scary monster. |
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giard_de_laurentiis:
AND MY HEAD HAS BEEN BADLY BURNED IN A FIRE. |
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Teh_Iron_Horse: Today I
consider myself the luckiest man on the face. |