Dugout: Origins
5-17-05

By B
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Teh_Iron_Horse has entered the chatroom.
HacksawDugan:   so how'd it go at the doctor's office?
Teh_Iron_Horse:   Not so well.
giard_de_laurentiis:   I BET YOU JUST GOT THE COMMON COLD.  AIN'T THAT RIGHT.   HEY FELLAS LOU HERE'S GOT THE COMMON COLD.
Teh_Iron_Horse:   No, sadly it's much worse than that.  I've got a degenerative nerve disease known as "Lou Gerhig's Disease."
HacksawDugan:   i always figgered you'd get that
giard_de_laurentiis:   THAT AIN'T SO BAD, LOU.  HEY FELLAS TELL LOU IT AIN'T SO BAD.
atll_do_pig:   Yeah Lou, it ain't so bad.  One time I hooked up with this broad in a whorehouse down in Kansas City and got these huge blisters all over my mouth.
HacksawDugan:   you shouldn't worry about your nerves lou, i was born with a cleft palate.  women run screaming from me like a scary monster.
giard_de_laurentiis:   AND MY HEAD HAS BEEN BADLY BURNED IN A FIRE.
Teh_Iron_Horse:   Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face.
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