WordUpThome:
I HOPE IT IS OKAY TO BE IN HERE, AS YOU CAN SEE BY MY HAT I AM ALSO
PHILLIED TO THE BRIM
WordUpThome:
THE P STANDS FOR PHILLIE, YOU SEE
finch_windmill:
Heehee, yes, I was aware of that.
It wasn't really what I MEANT, but...
WordUpThome:
ONE TIME MY FRIEND PETE CALLED ME UP AND TOLD ME I HAD PEE ON MY HAT
WordUpThome:
THAT WAS ONE CRAZY AFTERNOON
finch_windmill:
Haha! Yes, it's all right if you stay. As long as you don't
mind sharing a chat room with a softball player.
WordUpThome:
TRYING TO GET PEE OFF MY HAT. I WIPED AND WIPED.
WordUpThome:
WHY WOULD I MIND THAT SOFTBALL IS A FINE TEAM SPORT. I HAVE PLAYED A
LITTLE SOFTENED BALL IN MY DAY
finch_windmill:
Really? :) That's so nice to hear. All the other baseball
players think softball is a girl game. That it isn't challenging.
WordUpThome:
I ONCE SAW MY FRIEND PETE HIT A SOFTBALL OUT OF CLEVELAND MUNICIPAL
STADIUM.
finch_windmill:
Wow, that's pretty impressive.
WordUpThome:
IT WAS LIKE A THOUSAND FEET.
WordUpThome:
EVEN A HUMBLE MAN SUCH AS MYSELF CAN RESPECT A SLUGGER OF THAT MAGNITUDE
finch_windmill:
Humble is nice. Does that mean you're a Christian?
WordUpThome:
JESUS AND ME ARE LIKE THAT
WordUpThome:
EVEN THOUGH I'M PRETTY SURE I HIT A BASEBALL OFF OF HIS FACE ONE TIME
WordUpThome:
YOU CAN'T SEE IT BUT WHEN I SAID 'LIKE THAT' I CROSSED MY FINGERS.
JESUS AND I ARE LIKE CROSSED FINGERS.
finch_windmill:
I've got a lot of respect for baseball players. It was always my
dream to be one. You know, to play baseball in the major leagues.
WordUpThome:
I THINK THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY COOL DREAM. THERE IS NOTHING LIKE
PLAYING IN THE BIG LEAGUES
finch_windmill:
You...you do? Even though I'm a woman?
WordUpThome:
WHY NOT. BEING A WOMAN NEVER STOPPED ALEX RODRIGUEZ. HE IS THE
HIGHEST PAID WOMAN IN BASEBALL.
finch_windmill:
Hahaha! Want to see something awesome?
WordUpThome:
YES
finch_windmill:
k, check it out
finch_windmill:
That's me striking out Alex Rodriguez when he played for Texas. He
got so mad about it he refused to let them use the film for an episode of "This Week
in Baseball."