Kyle Farnsworth: Work of Art
By B - 11-22-05
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   and then the vg cat goes "METAL GEEEARRRSSS"
Andraeiousometimesyw:   oh my god that is so funny
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   i know i just bout lost it.   imagine.  smilin' kyle farnsworth lost in the chortle factory
jewish_smores:   I could never get into "web comics."  They don't ever seem to require any "art."  It's just somebody who knows too much about their subject copying and pasting shit.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   you must obviously be a dumbshit because you are mistaken
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   i am going to show you using my golden hands how you make an excalent comix (as we in the biz call them) like vg cats
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   first you take a background picture of somewhere shit for brains like you goes like the faggot parlor or the shopping mart
jewish_smores:   Kyle, this really isn't necessary.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   shut up you dislike one thing i like and that makes you nazi hitler you smug jew bastard
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   okay we got our shopping mart where baby smoltz buys his panties and mothers milk.  now you make it blurry as hell
Andraeiousometimesyw:   how will those folks see how to shop oh foot locker your shoes is all messed up now
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   since this is funny we have to make just jokes so now we go into ms paint and draw in something funny like a cat in a t-shirt
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   and i mean his tshirt is amazing and that is amazing jokes but there are games comin out and you dont talk about games with just the martsmen
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   he needs a best friend/roommate/pet pal so we draw in a cucumber with some eyes balls
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   the cucumber is either surprised or his head stinks
jewish_smores:   This is so stupid.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   no here real quick let me draw something stupid

 

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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   so shut your pie hold
Andraeiousometimesyw:   I wonder what they thinkin' about the hottest releases
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   well lets see
Andraeiousometimesyw:   Your works are amazing.
jewish_smores:   Is that Cucumber saying "Titties?"
bobby-coxer:   well I think it's all just garbage I says, why back in my day we had real hand drawn funnies in our sunday satchels ready for laughs near every day
bobby-coxer:   charlie brown and the penus.  the marmaduke.
bobby-coxer:   BEETLE BAILEY
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:   take a letter miss bazooms your style is wack

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