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GulliversTrammells: Damn, we've
lost sixty games and the pre-season is only a week old. We need to do something to
improve this team. |
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morris_the_cat: Have you tried Jesus? |
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GulliversTrammells: No I haven't!
I've heard of Jesus, but does he have a plan for my team? |
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morris_the_cat: Yes, Jesus has planned out a great way for
the Detroit Tigers to not be bad at baseball. |
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morris_the_cat: Of course Jesus doesn't have a plan for
you you fucking dolt, but that doesn't mean being saved wouldn't make you feel better. |
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GulliversTrammells: Tell me more... |
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morris_the_cat: "For God so loved the world, that he
gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have
everlasting life." |
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GulliversTrammells: Wow!
Sorry Lance, but we're trading you for everlasting life. |
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Parrish_Hilton: Aw man :( |
