By B - 10-20-05
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Elijah_Price:  I'm really getting sick of how this country is being run.  Did you hear about President Bush?  He's in the news today.
LieberthalBehind:  expound
Elijah_Price:  You haven't heard about this?  Some of you haven't heard about this.
Elijah_Price:  President Bush has declared a War on Pornography. Boy, I can't wait for those playing cards to come out. Hey, I got the Queen of Spades!
LieberthalBehind:  [laughtrack]
LieberthalBehind:  That's hilarious, Kid Griff!  You should run for president!
Elijah_Price:  I already ran for President once, back in '96.  I ended up with a bruised ego, some broken dreams, and about 100,000 Nike shoes.
LieberthalBehind:  That's hilarious, Kid Griff!  You should run for president again!
Elijah_Price:  You know, that's not a bad idear!
Palmolive:  excuse me but this is ridiculous, I hardly think you're qualified to be our President.  Where do you stand on the abortion issue?
Elijah_Price:  I fall down on it because I have just broken my kneecap off.
Palmolive:  And where do you fall on the right to bear arms??
Elijah_Price:  Broken collarbone, straight down.
Palmolive:  oh please the people want someone they can look up to, not someone they have to buy flowers for every two months
Elijah_Price:  What?  You think you could do a better job?  What do you recommend to help our ailing public schools?
Palmolive:  underpants!  And lots of 'em!
Elijah_Price:  Well I can't argue with that....it worked for President Bill Clinton!!!
LieberthalBehind:  [laughtrack]
Palmolive: