By B - 9-7-05
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ClementShoes:  I think the worst thing that ever happened to me was when I was young and my parents got divorced.
MannyTheTorpedoes:  aw man that's ruff what happen
ClementShoes:  My Dad sat me down and said "Son, I think you should go live with your mother."  And I cried, "No, I won't because she beats me."
MannyTheTorpedoes:  sadness
ClementShoes:  Then my Mom came in and said, "Matt, you need to go live with your Father."  And I said, "I won't, because he beats me."
MannyTheTorpedoes:  frowny face emoticon
MannyTheTorpedoes:  so if they both beat you, who you pick to live with?
ClementShoes:  The Chicago Cubs.  They never beat anybody.
MannyTheTorpedoes:  manny being manny