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Nolan_on_the_River: So you did steroids? |
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OldLOL: Pfft, of course, who hasn't? Doing steroids
is what you're supposed to do. |
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2Faxes: Why? Why would you do that, knowing that
you're widely considered one of the GREATEST pitchers of ALL TIME? |
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OldLOL: You don't understand my problems, kiddo.
They run much deeper than "greatest" and even baseball itself. |
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2Faxes: Then tell us. I have to know. |
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Nolan_on_the_River: Yes, tell us or I will punch you a
bunch of times in the top of your head!! ! |
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OldLOL: Okay, so you know how I've got the fattest ass,
right? |
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Nolan_on_the_River: what |
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OldLOL: But my ass wasn't the fattest. John Kruk's
was. So I started pushing myself, doing squats into a big pile of Jalapeno cheese
taquitos screaming BIGGER ROGER, BIGGER |
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OldLOL: And it worked. But then Mo Vaughn showed up,
and I needed more. I needed a FATTER ASS. I needed my ASS FAT taken to the
NEXT LEVEL OF ASSFATTERY. |
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2Faxes: now hold on a second i don't wa |
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OldLOL: I started looking to ass enhancement drugs like
Androglutic and asstosterone. I just started pumping my ass full of steroids and it
kept growing and growing. |
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OldLOL: Soon wet spots developed and I was unable to lift
my leg to pitch. I thought I would retire. But the chance at one last
injection of ass juice brought me back into the game. |
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OldLOL: So now here I am, 43 years old with an asshole the
size of the Lincoln Tunnel and SOMEBODY says what I've been doing is wrong. Go
figure. |
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Nolan_on_the_River: all right well if you'll excuse me for
a moment I have to go vomit up my soul |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: This is all very interesting, go
on. |
