By B - 7-13-05
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finch_windmill:  and they made me sit behind Johnny Damon, so every time the camera cut to him you could see me behind his giant brown brow.
WordUpThome:  I FOUND IT AN INTERESTING JUXTAPOSITION.
finch_windmill:  and after Ortiz finished he started talking to me, and I swear to God it was so unintelligible that I began traveling backwards in time.
finch_windmill:  I guess being that involved with "Altar Bridge" will make anybody half-retarded.
WordUpThome:  WHEN YOU TRAVELED TIME DID YOU FIND YOURSELF BETWIXT THE DINOSAURS
finch_windmill:  Bobby Abreu kinda looks like Sammy Sosa had a baby with a dinosaur.
WordUpThome:  BENEATH THOSE LUSCIOUS LOCKS LIES THE HEART OF A CHAMPION.  HIS 24 TATERS IN ROUND ONE SENT OUR FAIR CITY INTO A TIZZY.
finch_windmill:  Jim, why are you talking like that?
WordUpThome:  I SOMETIMES HAVE PROBLEMS SPEAKING
Beardo:  haiy goys hat gobbin own a dis fred????????///